Subject: Dakota Fanning

• Coraline in Wonderland

  February 5, 2009

• Crash Into Me: Predicting the Economy's Impact on the Music Biz

  April 16, 2009

• The Secret Life of Bees Is All Honey, No Sting

  Buzz Kill

  October 16, 2008

• Kathy Griffin

  How D-list is this?

  July 26, 2007

• Wars, Penguins and Gays: Oh, My!

  The year in review

  December 22, 2005

• The Kids Are Not Alright

  From Dakota Fanning's rape to John Cusack's daddy issues, Sundance 2007 was all about the kiddie porn.

  February 1, 2007

• Requiem for a Dreamer

  This horse movie needs to be put down as soon as possible

  October 20, 2005

• Gross Encounters

  Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing

  June 30, 2005

• Excess Hollywood

  In the season of sequels and Happy Meal toys, '05 may be a pleasant surprise.

  May 26, 2005

• Unreal As It Gets

  April 14, 2005

• Shooting the Stars

  Snarky comedian Kathy Griffin stops by Houston to dish on Hollywood's elite

  February 17, 2005

• Hide and Suck

  Close your eyes, count to 10, and hope this De Niro disaster disappears

  February 3, 2005

• Uptown Down

  Girls tries a tired lesson -- grow up, already

  August 14, 2003

• Sam I Slam

  Sean Penn plays retarded for Oscar, and audiences aren't rewarded

  January 24, 2002

• Win An Orphan DVD, And Discover The Five Most Underrated Creepy Movie Children

  You know how this goes: some movie comes out about a little kid who's not what he/she seems and every online wag has to throw together a list ranking each child that's given us the willies since The Bad Seed. Problem is, every one of these lists has the same characters: Damien Thorn (The Omen), Regan MacNeil (The Exorcist), any role Dakota Fanning's ever played...not to overreact, but it's an outrage. We hold ourselves to a higher standard here at Hair Balls. I mean, children are pretty freaky

  October 23, 2009