As you may have noticed, a new James Bond movie opened last weekend. Sony executives are celebrating Quantum of Solace's $70 million opening - the biggest for any Bond movie - by snorting gold-plated cocaine atop a palanquin borne by castrated former Viacom employees, but we at Hair Balls are quietly pondering the important question. Namely, how does QoS stack up against other 007 flicks? Let's have a look, using the categories we exhaustively researched last week:
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Photo courtesy Broadway Across AmericaThe longest running Carlotta in Phantom of the Opera, a woman with more than 4,500 Phantom performances as the diva outdone by the young upstart Christine, is Kim Stengel who originally hails from Humble, Texas.Stengel will be returning home as part of the national tour of Phantom brought to the Hobby Center by Broadway Across America www.BroadwayAcrossAmerica.com. It plays here July 8 through August 2.
Her parents still live in Humble and Stengel says her d
On September 1, 1939, German forces invaded Poland. Soviet troops
joined the attack (in adherence to the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact) on
September 16, and by the first of October, the country was entirely in
enemy hands, and World War II was well underway.Poland and its people have had enough problems, what with being
partitioned (by Russia, Prussia, and Austria), then fighting against
Czarist ambitions, Nazi Germany, and finally the Soviet Union, without
putting up with constant jokes about their
