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Subject: David Garland

  • Baylor Says That's Not A Noose, That's A Swing

    The president of Baylor University has sent out an e-mail to students and staff explaining that a rope, found hanging from a tree on Election Day, was not a noose. President David Garland said students had come forward to explain the rope was merely the remnants of a swing that they had tried to build. Because those nutty, sedate Baylor kids are still into such 1950s things as rope swings and malt shops (and lynchings?), we guess. Garland further explained that an investigation into whethe

    November 14, 2008
  • Al Green Goes All Rambo

    November 20, 2008