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Dr. Phil Is An Asshole

Quoth the Chron

The Chronicle runs out another inept marketing campaign

The Tesh Touch

So John Tesh was a TV star? Hey, don't blame him -- he didn't want it.

Oprah Does Amarillo

It's the Queen of Talk versus the Meat Men, and outside the courtroom, master media manipulator Winfrey is already the clear winner.

No Going Forward

Edward Burns hasn't improved with practice

Kid Wonder

Edward Burns hasn't improved with practice

From Zero to Hero

Edward Burns hasn't improved with practice

News Hostage

Conan Was a Warrior

Hannah from Heaven

The Rodeo saves local parents from a winter of sulking. But what's this whole Miley Cyrus thing about, anyway?

Ashlee Nose What's Up

The Rodeo saves local parents from a winter of sulking. But what's this whole Miley Cyrus thing about, anyway?

Mail Call

Just for Sports

Eva's My All-Star

Just for Sports

Ugly Duckling

Sandra Bullock fires off another Miss

Get Your Kicks

A Texas filmmaker looks at small-town life through a windshield

Best Local TV News Anchor

Alan Hemberger

Reality TV Bites

Shani and Chad Walter lost one of their twin baby boys. Thanks to Houston Medical, thousands of Americans got to witness their pain.

Duh Press

Fear and self-loathing at the Minority Report junket

Westward Ho!

Houstonian Bridger chronicles the evils of manifest destiny with A Ballad of the West

A Holiday Wish

All he wants for Christmas is to pump iron

Living With Lies

Cameron and Schwarzenegger take action movies in a new, and interesting, direction

What Rocks Off Found When We Hacked Tiger Woods' iPod

Since Rocks Off kindly suggested several musicians who would perhaps have made better trysting partners for Tiger Woods than waitresses, porn stars and what have you, the number of the maritally embattled golf superstar's alleged paramours has risen from nine to 11. Whoops, it's gone up from 11 to ... More >>

Pop Rocks: It's All Michael Bay's Fault

​Most of my life has been spent seeking out a unifying theory of suckitude in the entertainment universe, "entertainment" in this sense meaning movies, music, and television. Originally, I'd hoped to find someone whose utter horribleness spanned the entire artistic firmament (including literat ... More >>

Pop Rocks: The Passion Of The K-Stew

​Much hay is being made of Kristen Stewart's ("Bella" in the Twilight movies) comments to British Elle magazine about the perils of fame. This one in particular: On the paparazzi: "What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the peo ... More >>

Dave Chappelle and Other Memorable Celebrity Airplane Freak-Outs

Victoria Osteen: No Dave Chappelle​Because celebrities are better than regular people and therefore fly a lot, it's only natural that the friendly skies are occasionally subjected to the inexplicable fame-fueled freakout.The latest famous person to go bananas at 30,000 feet was comedian Dave ... More >>

Five Four Musicians Who Practice Witchcraft

​Gerald Gardner founded Wicca in the 1960s, though many claim the idea was originally thought up with assistance by Aleister Crowley. Regardless, the faith has become one of the most prominent neopagan belief systems in the world, and the pentacle symbol used by adherents is even approved for ... More >>

Freedom of Choice

No time like the present for satirical synth masters Devo.