So the other night my dear friend Tamarie and I spent too long on the phone engaged in a game called Who Would You Rather? You know, that classic girl game of who you would rather sleep with. The problem was that Tamarie was high on prescription cough syrup, and I'd had a couple of G&Ts, so the conversation was a little odd.
Me: Mattress Mac or Marvin Zindler?
Tamarie: Marvin Zindler alive?
Me: Of course!
Tamarie: Very old or just old?
Me: Just old.
Tamarie: Mattress Mac.
