Guy Ritchie

Why Don’t I Love Madonna?

Ten Other Instances of "Sloppy Seconds"

Sean Avery of the NHL's Dallas Stars was suspended for an indefinite period by the NHL on Tuesday for comments he made in Calgary on Tuesday. Speaking to reporters, he made a comment about several players dating his "sloppy seconds." And I know most of you in Houston would rather talk high school fo ... More >>

There's Some Dispute On The NASA-Obama Dispute

Yesterday we noted that the Orlando Sentinel was reporting that relations between the Obama transition team and NASA were little better than Madonna and Guy Ritchie.Today, however, everybody is insisting everything's beautiful, nothin' to see her, folks, move along. Sort of.Leading the "everything's ... More >>

Tarantino's Guy

Hollywood has found a new director in the flawed Lock, Stock

Celebrity Wedding Present

Who has the upper hand in various musician-celebrity marriages?

Fast and Loose: The Bank Job

True or false? This heist flick is too much fun to fact-check

Maybe too Hard

True or false? This heist flick is too much fun to fact-check

Sans Quentin

Lucky Number Slevin plays Tarantino's game, without Tarantino's results

Scared Stiff

Wayne Kramer's latest casts a Paul over the proceedings

Wigged Gigs

A selection of some of the wildest, weirdest, and most dangerous bands and shows in Houston history

Everything Old Is New Again

What do punks the Dropkick Murphys have in common with soulful Norah Jones? More than you think.

Safe, Cracked

The Italian Job, a remake better than the original, is a steal

Salton Crackers

A parade of crazies keeps this Sea afloat

Playing Cool

With Snatch, director Guy Ritchie desperately wants to be the Tarantino of the Thames

For St. Patrick's Day: Five Iconic (And Not At All Stereotypical) Irish Characters

It's St. Patrick's Day again, which means everyone not visibly non-white will claim Irish heritage to better justify their criminal alcohol abuse and the Celtics will -- for one day, at least -- be the most celebrated sports franchise in the land. You're probably all well acquainted with how to act ... More >>

New On DVD: Elementary, My Dear Iron Man

​With his 2009 film Sherlock Holmes, out on DVD today, Robert Downey, Jr. joins a long line of distinguished and, hmmm, sometimes odd, actors to play Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's most famous detective. The first name that comes up is Basil Rathbone, who many consider the definitive Sherlock, making 14 ... More >>

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

The moral of the story is: Never play cards with mobsters

Top Eight Worst Musician Vanity Film Projects

​Rocks Off won't speak for everyone, but if we ever found ourselves a platinum-selling artist, we kinda doubt we'd press our luck by veering off into the world of acting. We mean, it hardly ever works from the opposite direction (right, Don Johnson?), so what good can possibly come from assumi ... More >>

Pop Rocks: For This Comic Book Summer, Five Superheroes Who Won't Be Getting Their Own Movies

Dream on, fish boy.​We're well into summer blockbuster season, and even if you couldn't tell by the sweltering temperatures outside, you'd only need to look at the number of superhero movies -- both in theaters and about to be released -- to realize it. Thor started us off in May, and X-Men: ... More >>

Your Biggest Fan: When Rockers Get Stalkers

cinemafestival/shutterstock.com​This past week a statement by pop institution Madonna helped put away one of her newest stalkers, Polish citizen Grzegorz Matlok, who broke into Madge's London home and the residence of her ex-hubby Guy Ritchie. Madonna submitted the statement to Southwark Crown ... More >>

Five Things Madonna Should Avoid For A Successful Super Bowl

Lose the cigarette, for crying out loud. Super Bowl halftime shows are supposed to be tasteful.​Long rumored, now confirmed, Madonna will be the featured halftime performer at Super Bowl XLVI: She's also only the second major female artist (besides Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas) to grace th ... More >>

Holmes, Sherlock Holmes

Everyone's favorite Victorian detective gets a Bond makeover in Game of Shadows.