Gwyneth Paltrow

Put a (Super Bowl) Ring On It: The Beyoncé Set List We'd Like to See

Remember when it actually seemed halfway likely that the Texans could make the Super Bowl this season? Ha! Good times. After the team's collapse down the stretch, highlighted by a couple of humiliating losses to Tom Brady and pals, the only way Matt Schaub will be in the Superdome on this coming Sun ... More >>

Last Night: Coldplay at Toyota Center

Coldplay Toyota Center June 25, 2012 At the risk of obliterating the last remnants of my punk-rock cred, I guess I never really understood all the Coldplay hate. Chris Martin's Ernest Lee Sincere routine puts a lot of people off, sure, and some (like my neighbor) bailed on them when they started dr ... More >>

Happy Birthday, Kanye West: 10 Gift Ideas for the Mighty Yeez

Today is Kanye Omari West's 35th birthday, and that's a bit of a problem. We're happy to celebrate, of course, but Rocks Off is big on giving gifts, and Yeezy's already got it all: Hit records, a world tour, a celebrity paramour and sunglasses with no glass in them. What do you get the man who has e ... More >>

Things Go Boom in Avengers

Superheroes bump superegos in Joss Whedon's all-star film.

Unscripted: Top 10 Actor/Musician Collaborations

Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson have been hanging out a lot lately. The actor joined the antichrist onstage a couple of weeks ago at the Revolver Golden Gods Awards show in L.A., and played guitar on "Sweet Dreams" and "Beautiful People." Depp also collaborated with Manson on a cover of Carly Simon' ... More >>

10 Rom-Coms Even Guys Will Watch

Can you smell it? Either love is in the air or the Chick-fil-A has started using chicken-scented billboards. Yes, Valentine's Day is coming to give all men night sweats over what to do on the most romantic of the Hallmark holidays. As we were searching around for entertainment suggestions, we were t ... More >>

Oscar Categories That We Wish Existed

By now you have all seen this year's Oscar nominations, released yesterday, in Beverly Hills, California. Nine films were nominated for Best Picture, including Hugo, Moneyball, War Horse, The Artist, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, The Help, Midnight in Paris and The Tree of Life. Fun stuff, espe ... More >>

Top 5 Ways to Clean Out Your Colon: Detoxing Debunked

By now you have either disregarded your New Year's resolutions with a long list of very convincing reasons (I actually enjoy being unemployed) or you haven't even started them yet. If cutting back on the excess was on your list of things to do in 2012, it's certainly not too late to start. When we s ... More >>

Beyonce's Baby Shower: Celebrity Gift Suggestions

With every gossip site on the planet reporting that Beyonce has given birth to Blue Ivy Carter just yesterday, Rocks Off suddenly realized that we haven't gotten her a thing! While we make a quick Target run, we thought it might be fun to ponder what sort of gifts Beyonce and Jay's rich celebrity p ... More >>

Pop Rocks: So Who Really Isn't Sexier Than Jennifer Aniston?

You win this round, Aniston.​Men's Health magazine, which I'd always assumed was largely aimed at the gay population (much like Field & Stream), recently declared Jennifer Anison the "sexiest woman of all time:" Forget that "Sexiest Woman Alive" nonsense. Jennifer Aniston has just been named ... More >>

Comment of the Day: AY, Mami!

​Here on Eating Our Words, the commenters absolutely make the blog, and our Comment of the Day honors the best of the bunch. Every day, we read you guys and pick the commenter, or commenters, who made us laugh, cry, salivate over something delicious, or think about things in a new way. In re ... More >>

Contagion

Steven Soderbergh turns the star-studded Hollywood disaster flick on its head.

Stomp and Holler

Life's not as hard as it used to be for Hayes Carll.

Pop Rocks: Flame, Hollywood, Flame

Another well-adjusted Prop 8 supporter​I'm sure you've all heard the terrible news by now: Judge Vaughn "Mussolini" Walker declared California's gay marriage ban unconstitutional. Obviously I don't have to tell you what severe ramifications this will have, not only for the soul of our country ... More >>

Built to Last

Iron Man 2 will lead to 3 and probably 4, but that doesn't mean it's good.

Shakespeare in Love Feast

Romeo, Romeo, shiver me timbers, Romeo

This Week's No Reservations: Rust Belt

Photo by CaDeltaFotoBaltimore's skyline: Much nicer than one would anticipate​This week Anthony Bourdain headed to Baltimore, Buffalo and Detroit, or, as he called them, "fucked up cities I kinda love." The episode was light on snark and heavy on pathos and snowscapes of abandoned structures. ... More >>

Oh My God, How Did I Not Know Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Stupid Website?

I am such a Johnny-come-lately to this party, I fear. But then again, perhaps it is for the best that I did not realize any sooner that Gwyneth Paltrow has what has to be the most self-indulgent, ridiculous website ever, and it's named -- for some reason -- Goop (with the tagline "Nourish the Inner ... More >>

Nobody Wins in James Gray's Ridiculous Two Lovers

Shiksa V. Jew

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Celebrity Wedding Present

Who has the upper hand in various musician-celebrity marriages?

Tonight: Margo & the Nuclear So and So's at the Mink

Presenting the only Cannes awards that really matter: Ours.

Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man Is a Marvel

Mighty Avenger

I Must Know Immediately If Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Married!

Skinny Is the New Fat in Run Fat Boy Run

Simon Pegg may not have the ideal physique to play hefty, but he's a good fit

Alamo Drafthouse Valentine Day’s screening

See Gwyneth Paltrow in the role that won her an Oscar

Get Lit: 501 Movie Stars, including Gwyneth Paltrow

A Guide to Recognizing Your Shrinks

Coming of age and coming out in the Me Decade

Capsule Reviews

Our critics weigh in on local theater

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This highly entertaining play will get you thinking

Proof Positive

Paltrow anchors the screen version of a prize-winning play

That's Rich

We're not making up these beauty and fitness treatments

Ghostly Glamour

Get freaky like the stars at the Haunted Hollywood Party

Days of Future Passed

Sky Captain zooms back to a tomorrow that never was

Cold Relief

Radio wild card Coldplay struts in from the UK with plenty of attitude

Fight Club

When it comes to producing movies, it's a fine art (or Art Linson)

Deep Inside the Actors' Studio

A lack of perspective crashes this Anniversary Party in the Hollywood Hills

Cumming Up

Is he a writer, director, actor or...sex symbol? Um, yes--and more

The Tired Gun

Or: Why winning an Oscar sometimes means losing sight of a career

Listen In

Eight for '98

Buoyant Bard

Smart Shakespeare In Love treads lightly into romantic comedy

Hot Plate

Double Timing

Sliding Doors charms with romantic complication

Murder to Watch

Porcelain Pop

Beautiful around the edges, Great Expectations is wispy at the core

Good-bye to Summer

What this year's movies portend for next year

Sweet Jane

Robinson Redux

The Pallbearer follows in The Graduate's footsteps