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Jake Gyllenhaal

  • Film

    September 19, 2013

    Prisoners Is a Captive of Its Own Ambitions

    Film tries too hard, makes no sense.

  • Blogs

    November 8, 2011

    Pop Rocks: Here's Some Gay Sex To Prepare You For Tonight's Glee (NSFW)

    Those aren't pillows...​A Very Special Episode of the oft-vilified television variety show Glee airs tonight. Titled "The First Time," it promises to be quite the, uh, humdinger: Television watchdog groups have not been kind to Glee in the past, often taking aim at the show and its stars. So ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 1, 2011

    National Sandwich Day Is Thursday, November 3!

    Photo via karlializa.com​Fact: We love sandwiches. PB&J, BLT, grilled cheese, po-boy, Cuban, Reuben, cheese steak in Philly or muffaletta in New Orleans, single or multi-tiered, we can't get enough. We love them simple and oh so complicated, hot and cold, for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Some ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2011

    Pop Rocks: Lights, Camera, Osama

    It'll be the feel-good movie of the year.​On the Geologic Internet Time Scale, the news of Osama bin Laden's death took place almost a century ago. We're already fondly recalling our whereabouts when we heard the fateful news (drinking beer and watching The Killing...NEVAR FORGET) and relivi ... More >>

  • Film

    March 31, 2011

    In Search of Tossed Time

    Jake Gyllenhaal heroic even during weird plot wrinkles.

  • Blogs

    February 27, 2011

    Oscar Night 2011: The Live Blog!

    ​We are only less than three hours out from bringing you live-blogging coverage, right here, of this year's Academy Awards, and we are more than excited to take you through the night for every win, loss, awful dress, awesome dress, foible, and foul-up Hollywood throws our way.

  • Film

    December 23, 2010

    Another Year

    2010 is old news. Here are ten to watch out for in 2011.

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2010

    Taylor Swift's Top Nine Future Feuds

    ​Still the No. 1 album in the country, Taylor Swift's Speak Now is awash in lyrics bashing her former flames, friends, lovers and Kanye West. The pop-country singer knows how to turn a bitter phrase, and we can only hope that she keeps getting better and better at it. She's not yet 21, but S ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 7, 2010
  • Blogs

    July 21, 2010

    Top 10 Celebrity Music-Video Cameos

    ​Ratt, "Round and Round" Thursday night, Ratt hits up Warehouse Live with what passes for their original line-up. At their peak, the band was a gritty and decadent alternative to bands like Poison, skewing closer to Motley Crue in terms of excess and drug abuse. ​The band managed to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2010

    No Lady Gaga: Celebrities We Wish Had Sex Dolls Made Of Them

    He's no Johnny Depp​Yesterday on the Rocks Off blog we unveiled the Lady Gaga sex doll, Lady Gag Gag. Comments were mixed on the doll, ranging from utter confusion and strange attraction from both sexes. One commenter claimed that the model on the box was even more attractive than the real G ... More >>

  • Film

    May 27, 2010
  • Film

    May 27, 2010

    Paycheck Prince

    Jake Gyllenhaal goes to the gym, but cannot beef up The Sands of Time.

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2010

    Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Brad "Not Jake Gyllenhaal" Paisley

    Date: March 11 Name: Brad Paisley AKA: "Isn't That Jake Gyllenhaal?" Genre: Freemason country Best Known Song(s): "Alcohol," "She's Everything," "Ticks," "Ow, My Back" Key Demographic: Confused Brokeback Mountain fans, people who only eat the vanilla section of Neapolitan ice cream Previous HLSR A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 2, 2009

    Facebook Poll Says Killing Obama Isn't Okay

    ​Cyber stalkers, prolific e-haters, overzealous blog followers, Facebook poll developers and authors. Fine, fine company indeed, wouldn't you agree? But more notably, what do they all have in common? They're all enough to put a seriously debilitating quiver in your nether regions, and no, not the ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 28, 2008

    Free First Sundays: Family Flicks

    The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston hosts four kid-friendly films

  • Home Entertainment

    January 10, 2008
  • Calendar

    January 3, 2008

    Donnie Darko

    This 2001 film wears its cult sensibilities on its sleeve

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2007
  • Film

    October 18, 2007

    Rendition

    It's not torture, but this latest Mideast thriller's as conventional as they come. We're (water) bored. (Sorry.)

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2007
  • Film

    September 27, 2007

    The Kingdom

    Peter Berg sends Jamie Foxx to fight the enemy over there in The Kingdom

  • Blogs

    August 21, 2007

    Drenched In Blog: Trailer Leaked for the New Dylan Biopic

    Attention all you Zimmy Freaks, Dylanologists and depressed drunken boys listening to Blood on the Tracks as you write your daily blog. The new trailer for Todd Haynes’ quasi-sorta Bob Dylan biopic I’m Not There has just been leaked online. Yes, that is Richard “Habitrail” Gere, a small bl ... More >>

  • Home Entertainment

    July 26, 2007
  • Blogs

    April 19, 2007

    King Britt

    "Oh my God, are you serious? I gotta look this up," says King Britt when I ask him if he's seen "Deep House Dish," the recurring talk-show parody that appears on that late-night comedy institution, Saturday Night Live. This running sketch features cast member Kenan Thompson as flamboyant host DJ Dy ... More >>

  • Film

    March 1, 2007

    Killer Instinct

    David Fincher's Type-A approach to filmmaking pays off

  • Film

    December 28, 2006

    Same Old Story

    Sequels, prequels and threequels headline Hollywood 2007

  • News

    October 5, 2006

    Waiting for Friedman

    Knocking back a few with the Kinky crowd

  • Film

    December 22, 2005
  • Film

    December 15, 2005

    Homo on the Range

    Ledger and Gyllenhaal are cowboys in love in Ang Lee's wrenching Brokeback Mountain

  • Film

    November 3, 2005

    Killing Time

    In the profound Jarhead, a soldier can be his own worst enemy

  • Film

    September 22, 2005

    Proof Positive

    Paltrow anchors the screen version of a prize-winning play

  • Film

    July 1, 2004

    Run, Do Not Crawl

    Spider-Man swings in this touching, thrilling sequel

  • Film

    October 3, 2002

    That '70s Movie

    Moonlight Mile wastes its setting and its star

  • Film

    August 15, 2002

    A Friend in Need

    The Good Girl transforms Jennifer Aniston into a crazy cracker everywoman

  • Film

    July 18, 2002

    Nemesisters

    Sisters battle neuroses and each other in a film that's Lovely if not quite Amazing

  • Film

    January 3, 2002

    Losin' It

    A host of first-timers lit up the screen in 2001

  • Film

    February 18, 1999

    Retro Rocket

    Sputnik-inspired October Sky runs hot and coal

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