Subject: Jake Ryan

• What I’m Thinking About When I Think About Films From the 1980s

  March 28, 2008

• A Tribute to Bea and the Gals

  May 21, 2008

• I Want To Have Sex with Seth Rogen. But Why?

  I want to have sex with Seth Rogen, the star of the upcoming Observe and Report (and numerous other Judd Apatow-type vehicles).  But why?First up, let me say that Miss Pop Rocks is happily married, and she wouldn't cheat on her man even if Mr. Rogen showed up at her house with a box of Godivas and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. But in theory -- in a purely theoretical way -- I want to have sex with him.And this makes no sense to me.Biology seems to suggest that as a woman, I should be attract

  April 2, 2009

• Sixteen Candles

  This ‘80s cult classic is a must-see for Generation Y

  July 19, 2007

• Double Your Pleasure

  Mark your calendars for next year -- the Cole twins' New Year's bash is going public

  January 9, 2003