Jed Clampett

Blogs
September 22, 2011
Rick Perry's Top 10 "Oh Faces": A Soundtrack
mysanantonio.comGig 'em!Once again, Texas is front and center on the national political stage, our spokesman an almost cartoon-like embodiment of every Lone Star stereotype: Fast-talkin', gun-lovin', bible-thumpin', boot-wearin', oil-worshipping, death penalty happy, larger-than-life right-wi ... More >>
Blogs
October 27, 2010
Seabrook PD: School Lockdown Caused By Man "Shooting At Varmints"
Man's got a right to defend himself against varmints, don't he?The city of Seabrook is conscious of its image, or at least we deduce so from its extremely majestic motto: "As Grand by Land as by Bay, and Why Many Choose to Stay."We're not saying that motto makes a lick of sense, but it is poetic. ... More >>
Blogs
November 18, 2009
Lonesome Onry and Mean: The Sickest, Most Twisted Musical Genre Isn't Gangsta Rap - It's Bluegrass
Not really sure whether it's our alcohol mixture, some pharmacological imbalance our sex life or just male menopausal phenomena, but lately Lonesome, Onry and Mean has been on an evil bluegrass jag. Nothing like playing our Stanley Brothers 45-rpm of "If I Lose" - "If I lose, let me lose/ I don't c ... More >>
Music
November 25, 2004
Boxing the Rock
Six of the year's best multi-disc sets (and one of the worst)
News
February 15, 2001
The Great EscApe
In two decades, Wally Swett's sanctuary has become a place of peace for primates - it's the humans that have him going bananas
News
February 13, 1997
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December 30, 1993
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