As someone who's been there, I can empathize with the folks from the
Houston Chronicle, Schlumberger, and a host of other companies
whose employees have gotten the axe in recent weeks. Not being an HR manager, I can
unfortunately only offer up a collection of "laid-off scenes" to help
you briefly forget their troubles.5. The Bobs - Office Space (1999)
For a ten-year old movie, it's still gut-churningly accurate. And I feel
quite certain Chron employees who were never spoken to
face-to-face by
​Good news, all you fans of condensed screen versions of self-indulgent Mormon vampire pseudo-erotic clit-tease fantasies: Twilight: New Moon is being released in only eight days. Rocks Off, accustomed to scorn from literary snobs for his steadfast support of the Harry Potter series, actually picked up the first Twilight novel in a Barnes & Noble once, fully expecting to like it.
After the first six pages, however, we were disgusted enough with Bella's asinine, unlikable prattling to uncer
