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  • Blogs

    May 22, 2012

    Desserts In Disguise: Carl's Jr. Testing New Ice Cream Burger Top 5 Frosty Food Fakers

    Wait, no, it's not an ice cream burger. It's a Brrrger. BRRRger. Jesus Christ. Carl's Jr. is testing this confection in a few California locations and yes, it looks ridiculous, but I also think I'm...jealous. I'd like to try it. I mean, I like a good ice cream sandwich just as much as anyone. (Wit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 28, 2011

    Aerosol Warfare: Exhibit, Visual History and Performance Art in One Show

    See more pics of Aerosol Warfare's Rock the Lot in our slideshow. There was a lot going on at the Aerosol Warfare artist reception Saturday night for Rock The Lot! Art Attack schmoozed with other gallery wanderers as we took in the art accompaniment of the film Stick 'Em Up!, the documentary abou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2011

    Comment of the Day: A Mythical Sandwich

    ​Here on Eating Our Words, the commenters absolutely make the blog, and our Comment of the Day honors the best of the bunch. Every day, we read you guys and pick the commenter, or commenters, who made us laugh, cry, salivate over something delicious, or think about things in a new way. In re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2011

    Idol Beat: I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown

    ​My head really hurts...sorry, after last night's shenanigans, I couldn't help breaking out the Black Flag. Have you ever had one of those really bad nightmares, the kind that is so horrifying it wakes you up multiple times during the night? And even though your subconscious is trying to offe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2011

    Top 5 Greatest Canned Foods

    Cheeseburger in a can. Yes, it's real. No, it's not on the list.​We had a look at some of the worst canned foods you can buy some time ago, which you might remember in the same way that twitchy guy in the cubicle across from you still remembers having been trapped in a burning car when he was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2010

    Remember Eskabel's Pep Talk?

    Houston's history is dotted with albums that, fairly or un, have been swept aside. We'll examine them here. Have an album that you think nobody knows about but should? Email sheaserrano@gmail.com. ​Eskabel Pep Talk (Black Shark, 2010) Eskabel, the Missouri City spitfire MC who's just as like ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2010

    Worst Hanukkah Ever: Gifts From Anti-Semitic Hate Websites

    America X might be on the gift list​If you spent Black Friday fighting for Hanukkah gifts for your Jewish friends, chances are you completely forgot about the people who feel especially left out during the Festival of Lights: anti-Semites.While Jews everywhere spin the dreidel and light the menora ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2010

    Healthiest (And Also Worst) Prospective Vending Machine Foods Ever

    ​Schools in Cincinnati and Syracuse are the guinea pigs in an experiment to get kids to eat healthier. They're doing this by providing vending machines filled with carrots. Ah, but not just carrots: three-ounce bags of baby carrots dolled up to look like more familiar snack foods. Ingenious! W ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2010

    Remember Nosaprise's Horse Shoes and Hand Grenades?

    Houston's history is dotted with albums that, fairly or un, have been swept aside. We'll examine them here. Have an album that you think nobody knows about but should? Email sheaserrano@gmail.com. Nosaprise Horse Shoes and Hand Grenades (self-released, 2010) ​For a while, it appeared that th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2010

    Five Things We're Not Looking Forward To In The Upcoming Fall TV Season

    ​Just when you were afraid the lack of fresh content on your television might finally force you to get up off your couches and engage in some meaningful interaction with your loved ones, here comes the 2010 fall season and its annual helping of canned laughter, reality shenanigans, and FCC-app ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2010

    8 Common Foods (That Are Poisonous)

    Photo illustrations by John Seaborn Gray​Earlier this week, Katharine Shilcutt took a look at 8 foods notable for containing trace amounts of radiation. She carefully pointed out that the radiation in those foods was so negligible, there's no real threat to you or me unless we were to ingest m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2010

    The 15 Most Annoying Ringtones You Can Get

    Photo illustration by John Seaborn Gray​It's not good enough for a phone to simply ring anymore. Your phone's ring must say something about you, become an expression of your unique individuality, or, failing that, let everyone around you know that you really, really like that OutKast song that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2010

    Top 5 Bands That Should Relax For A Bit

    Craig Hlavaty​Wednesday, Rocks Off got an e-mail from the Dave Matthews Band PR team saying that the group would be taking 2011 off so they could come back in 2012. Whether or not this is to hasten the coming Apocalypse that year or just to live a normal life for a bit remains to be seen. God ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2010

    Grammatically Impaired Commenters Defend "Scareface" From Perez Hilton

    Welcome back to Five Spot. Every Friday, we'll examine a recent bit of music news and, albeit sometimes awkwardly, tie it to a bit of Houston rap. Send tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. ​On Monday, we linked to a video of Scarface talking with MTV.com about his forthcoming mixtape, a fairly not ... More >>

  • News

    February 4, 2010

    Depraved Houston, a jacked-up rodeo and Jennifer Aniston

    Welcome back to Five Spot. Every Friday, we'll examine a recent bit of music news and, albeit sometimes awkwardly, tie it to a bit of Houston rap. Send tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. ​On Monday, we linked to a video of Scarface talking with MTV.com about his forthcoming mixtape, a fairly not ... More >>

  • Music

    January 28, 2010

    What About Bob?

    Patti Smith's new book makes good on her 20-year-old promise to Robert Mapplethorpe.

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2010

    Boycott Houston, Because We Are So Depraved

    Photo by Daniel Kramer​If you think the folks in Haiti are having a rough time, just wait until Houstonians feel the economic effects of Pastor David Grisham's boycott against our city of sin. Launched just a few days ago, www.boycotthouston.com is Grisham's way of giving righteous Texans a chance ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2009

    Our Five Favorite Heavy Metal Christmas Carols

    ​Every year the Christmas gods try to throw us the same old boring and tired holiday music. Mariah Carey, Bing Crosby, Elvis Presley and Hall & Oates are just fine, but this member of Rocks Off needs the blood of the innocent and punishing power chords under his dead, decaying tree. We sought ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2009

    Tortured Dogs Speak Out: "Please Stop Dressing Us Up"

    Halloween used to be a holiday for innocent kids to dress up in truly cute costumes. Then it became a holiday for women to dress up in sexy costumes, and men to dress up in whatever costumes would most likely result in them hooking up with a tipsy Sexy Nurse.And now, of course, it is also a holiday ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2009

    What Do Your iPhone Apps Say About You?

    When you're an iPhone owner, not only are you better than everyone else (obvs), but the lifeblood of your technological slice of gadget heaven is your applications, or "apps," if you're nasty.  An integral part of your holy iPhone identity really shines through the apps you choose to rely on wh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2009

    Turning the Screw: Chamillionaire & Z-Ro, UGK, Slim Thug, Trae Day, Chris Brown, Meth & Red, Diddy, MCA, O.G. Style and More

    Welcome back to Turning the Screw, Rocks Off's weekly rap post. It probably won't rhyme, at least most of the time. E-mail tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. Thanks, homies. Single of the Week: Chamillionaire feat. Z-Ro, "Denzel Washington" Wire To Wire Slim Thugga cut off his braids. Not sure ho ... More >>

  • Culture

    July 9, 2009

    Immigration... and What's In A Name

    Welcome back to Turning the Screw, Rocks Off's weekly rap post. It probably won't rhyme, at least most of the time. E-mail tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. Thanks, homies. Single of the Week: Chamillionaire feat. Z-Ro, "Denzel Washington" Wire To Wire Slim Thugga cut off his braids. Not sure ho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    Discounted Woodlands Lawn Seats All Day

    Craig HlavatyUntil midnight tonight, the folks over at Live Nation are selling all lawn tickets to shows way out in the woody, mall-y expanses of the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion for just $24.99. The concert conglomerate has been running deals on Hump Day for about the past month to alleviate all ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2009

    Apparently, Crazy Shit Can Go Down When You're Pregnant

    Photo by PinkMooseI never thought pregnancy could be so crazy.Apparently, I was wrong.Now calm down, gentle readers. The fates have not yet conspired to allow Miss Pop Rocks to breed (perhaps there's an overabundance of snark at the moment and the universe does not need anymore), but this thou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2009

    Turning the Screw: Paul Wall, Pink, The Kanye, Jay-Z, Eminem, Necro, Bow Wow, Black Eyed Peas, Big Moe and More

    Welcome back to Turning the Screw, Rocks Off's weekly rap post. It probably won't rhyme, at least most of the time. E-mail tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. Thanks, homies. Single of the Week: "Bizzy Body," Paul Wall feat. Webbie Wire To Wire Pink is upset at The Kanye because of his appreciatio ... More >>

  • Calendar

    August 7, 2008

    Negativland: Our Favorite Things

    Notorious ‘80s experimental rockers ask filmmakers to give their tunes a visual makeover

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2008

    Gone To Join The Choir Invisible

    Notorious ‘80s experimental rockers ask filmmakers to give their tunes a visual makeover

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2008

    Prosecutors Hate Bible-Lovers

    Notorious ‘80s experimental rockers ask filmmakers to give their tunes a visual makeover

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2008

    Jesus on a Pole -- Updated

    Notorious ‘80s experimental rockers ask filmmakers to give their tunes a visual makeover

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2007

    Last Night: Arrowfest at the Woodlands Pavilion

    Notorious ‘80s experimental rockers ask filmmakers to give their tunes a visual makeover

  • Music

    June 7, 2007

    Marilyn Manson and Justin Timberlake

    Is Manson a Justin fan?

  • Music

    February 8, 2007

    The M Word

    Musical terms that should be illegal

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2006

    Jesus, That Guy Is Everywhere...

    Musical terms that should be illegal

  • News

    December 15, 2005

    Letters to the Editor

    Musical terms that should be illegal

  • Calendar

    July 21, 2005

    Meet the Beatle

    John Lennon's other art takes center stage in "When I'm Sixty Four"

  • Film

    December 23, 2004

    Fahrenheit 2004

    Remembering the movies that heated up cinemas this year

  • Calendar

    December 16, 2004

    How Would Jesus Groove?

    A Broadway Superstar returns to save your soul

  • News

    September 16, 2004

    The God Squad

    With their own chaplain, the Houston Astros might be the most religious clubhouse in the majors

  • News

    October 9, 2003

    Letters

    With their own chaplain, the Houston Astros might be the most religious clubhouse in the majors

  • News

    October 2, 2003

    Letters

    With their own chaplain, the Houston Astros might be the most religious clubhouse in the majors

  • News

    April 4, 2002

    Power House

    What do Lakewood Church and its pastor Joel Osteen have that most mainline Protestant denominations don't? People. Lots of them. And in an assortment of colors.

  • Dining

    January 11, 2001

    Reload the Confetti Gun

    Speaking off the toque: Yuriy Fisher

  • News

    June 8, 2000

    Keeping the Faith

    Houston Jews and Christians favor peaceful coexistence

  • Culture

    July 15, 1999

    Superstar Shows its Age

    Houston Jews and Christians favor peaceful coexistence

  • Calendar

    July 1, 1999

    The Original Christian Rock

    Houston Jews and Christians favor peaceful coexistence

  • News

    February 19, 1998

    Smells Like Holy Spirit

    At some of Houston's biggest churches, twentysomethings' faith is built on solid rock. And roll.

  • Film

    January 29, 1998

    God Help Us

    The Apostle's road to hell is paved with good intentions

  • Music

    January 9, 1997

    Rotation

    The Apostle's road to hell is paved with good intentions

  • Film

    January 25, 1996

    Death and Doubts

    Dead Man Walking finds no easy answers to the hard questions of capital punishment

  • News

    January 11, 1996

    Letters

    Dead Man Walking finds no easy answers to the hard questions of capital punishment

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