John Bailey

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2010

    Stoner Follies: "Dorothy Petite Bud" Flunks Grow House 101; Two Mo City Men Lack Cop-Handling Skills

    Even this shirt is more subtle than two Mo City dudes‚ÄčThose silly stoners are at it again, providing snarky bloggers with humorous true crime fodder.Our first two cases take us down to Missouri City.In the most recent incident, police pulled over 20-year-old Adam Hitchcock at around 3:40 p.m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 12, 2009

    Missouri City Goes Back To The Non-Computer Age

    ‚ÄčThe modern computer age? Not in Missouri City.The world has tumbled to a halt in the suburb -- computers and phone lines have crashed at both City Hall and the police department."It's some kind of virus," police captain John Bailey tells Hair Balls.911 calls can still come in, because the dispatc ... More >>

  • Film

    February 6, 2003

    Hudson Hawked

    Kate gets the hard sell in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

  • News

    January 16, 2003

    Roller Derby

    Wheelchair basketball is for wussies. And park your pity at the door. Welcome to quad rugby, where quadriplegics slam their opponents into the hardwood.

  • Film

    June 6, 2002

    Mama's Ya-Ya's

    Divine Secrets delves into mother-daughter issues with a Southern twist

  • News

    January 29, 1998

    The Old Guard

    Lynna Kay Shuffield dreams of belonging to a modern, first-rate military organization. But she's stuck with the Texas State Guard.