Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda

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    January 3, 2011

    Jesus & Wells Fargo: Thou Shalt Not Close My Checking Account

    Forgive them, father, for they know not how to bank​Our favorite self-proclaimed Second Coming of Jesus is vowing "retribution" against Wells Fargo for closing his checking account.Houston's Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, who claims hundreds of thousands of followers in 103 countries, says in a YouTu ... More >>

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    September 2, 2010

    Jose Luis De Jesus: Only 666 More Days Until He Becomes God, As We Understand It

    Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda: Takin' charge​You know who wasn't surprised by today's oil platform explosion? Jose Luis De Jesus MIranda, aka the Anti-Christ, aka Jesus of Missouri City -- that's who.And there will be plenty more disasters in the two years before he transforms into "his maj ... More >>

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    February 4, 2010
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    January 25, 2010

    Houston's Jesus Knows When The Next Caribbean Earthquake Is Coming, But He's Not Telling

    Photo by Daniel Kramer​In case you haven't gotten your share of tragic news out of Haiti, a reliable Hair Balls source tells us there will be plenty more death and destruction within the next 30 months. And just who is this unimpeachable tipster? Why, none other than Jesus Christ Himself, aka Jose ... More >>

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    April 23, 2009

    Jesus Christ Celebrates His Birthday Yesterday On Bissonnet

    With a smile on his face, the Anti-Christ leaned over and blew out the candles on a birthday cake decorated with a big black "666." The fifty or so of his followers crammed into the small storefront church on Bissonnet, across the street from a used car lot, went nuts, cheering "Feliz Navidad!" This ... More >>

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    June 12, 2007

    The Marketing of the Beast Continues...

    Daniel Kramer All the media-friendly antics have worked: Creciendo en Gracia finally made the New York Times this weekend. There’s nothing new in the article’s 2,400 words, although we noticed Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda wasn’t quoted anywhere in it, so we shot off an email to media rep ( ... More >>

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    March 7, 2007

    Jesus! Again?

    Plocek/HouStoned Images Ltd., Ulmtd. Those 666 tattoos are really reaping the media benefits. ABC's Primetime did five minutes on Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda last night. Click here for the story, none of which is new, but at least you can see Jesus pimping a pink T-shirt. — Keith Plocek

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    March 2, 2007

    The Marketing of the Beast

    Plocek/HouStoned Images Ltd., Ulmtd. Looks like Creciendo en Gracia's tattoo marketing scheme is working out quite well. Check out the Google News results for the last few days. Here's a link to an English translation of the original sermon in which Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda flaunted his devi ... More >>

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    February 28, 2007

    Jesus, That's Some Sweet Ink!

    Keith Plocek for HouStoned Images Ltd., Ulmtd. Creciendo en Gracia is an organization that's definitely divinely inspired, at least when it comes to working the press. After our take on Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda came out last November, various media outlets — not to mention an odd string ... More >>

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    December 14, 2006
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    December 4, 2006

    Jesus, That Guy Is Everywhere...

    Jesus of the Week You think this is phat, you should see the Saviour's Escalade. This week's cover story is all about Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, a former heroin addict who claims he's Jesus Christ. But that story was far from the first sighting of the Big Man. In fact, Jesus is everywhere. ... More >>

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    November 30, 2006

    This Man Thinks He's Jesus H. Christ!

    And a lot of people agree with him