When picking a band name, you have to be damn sure you want to be called that for the rest of your career. Sure, calling yourself "Ass Face" sounds funny now, but when you're 40 and still touring under it because it's the only name anyone knows you by, you won't be laughing anymore. You also have t ... More >>
No offense to Mounds and Almond Joy, but I've never been able to relate to their slogan: "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't." Because, um, I always feel like a nut (and you can take that in the figurative sense as well). I may not always want nuts in my chocolate bar or cookie, bu ... More >>
When you hear the word "queso," what do you picture? If you live anywhere outside of South Texas, you probably see cheese, possibly a Mexican cheese like queso fresco or cotija. If you grew up with Tex-Mex in your life like I did, you hear queso and think of a warm, soothing bowl of melted yellow ... More >>
Ever look down at your cart and contemplate throwing in a box of baby wipes or kids' sunscreen just so people think you're shopping for children? Some of the snacks I still enjoy as a 20-something-year-old female are just downright embarrassing. At what point will I stop liking this crap? It's not o ... More >>
Ted Willaims might be on South Padre IslandIn a sadly predictable story, it seems like for Ted Williams, the Ohio beggar with the golden voice, his Internet super-celebrity proved to be too much, too soon. Now informed speculation has it that the 53-year-old former soul radio DJ will be a te ... More >>
Frozen pizza can be delicious and photogenic: Amy's Cornmeal Crust 3 Cheese Pizza with mozzarella, Parmesan, and goat cheese.Recently, Consumer Reports asked the question, "Can a frozen pizza truly satisfy anyone other than discriminating kids? In other words, you?" The answer: Yes. Among the ... More >>
Samir Itani got rich sending expired food overseas to U.S. troops in the Middle East.
They didn't blow up Mikey and they won't kill you either.It would be convenient to say that urban legends and myths can be traced back to some shred of a fact, but the disturbing truth is that some, especially the more entertaining rumors, appear to have no real logical foundation whatsoever ... More >>
Hair Balls was excited to learn that Kraft Foods (specifically Kraft Macaroni & Cheese) is a frontrunner in the race to sponsor the implosion of Texas Stadium. Actually, we were first awestruck to learn about it, because we didn't think you could sponsor the destruction of buildings unless you l ... More >>
Is Houston about to become America's coffee capital?
Frankenfoods may be genetically altered, but are they really dangerous?