Is it, like, horrible of me to say that I think Balki on Perfect Strangers was supposed to be gay? I mean, did you buy the straight part? Larry Appleton, okay. He was a straight guy who couldn't get women. That I could understand seeing as he was a total tool. But Balki straight? Balki "Dance of Joy" Bartokomous straight? Please. Head down to Pacific Street and they're doing that dance right now as I type this.
Why wasn't he allowed to come out? Why couldn't he have been the gay weird
