Subject: Leonardo DiCaprio

• The Scandal Just Got a Little Prettier

  February 15, 2007

• Blunt Object

  A not-subtle but unsettling Joe the King exposes child abuse

  October 28, 1999

• Sings with the Fishes

  Sinking ship is the star of Titanic

  July 20, 2000

• Artist of the Week: Without a Face

  October 15, 2008

• People Who Died

  Firewater's Todd A. lost two friends to suicide in two years. It saved his life.

  April 25, 2002

• Ten Other Instances of "Sloppy Seconds"

  Sean Avery of the NHL's Dallas Stars was suspended for an indefinite period by the NHL on Tuesday for comments he made in Calgary on Tuesday. Speaking to reporters, he made a comment about several players dating his "sloppy seconds." And I know most of you in Houston would rather talk high school football than hockey, so you probably wouldn't know that Avery's "sloppy seconds" include Kim Bauer and Stacy's Mom, who's got it going on. And that got me to thinking. Lots of athletes date beautiful

  December 4, 2008

• My Life As A Grape

  March 10, 1994

• Dead Bang

  February 16, 1995

• Getting Hooked, Brilliantly

  April 27, 1995

• Larding the Bard

  October 31, 1996

• Bar Refaeli, Sports Illustrated's New Cover Girl

  Just keep in mind it's an ad; the hair is not her fault. This young lady is Bar Refaeli, swimsuit model and the just-announced cover girl for Sports Illustrated's 2009 Swimsuit Issue. This young lady is also the girlfriend of one Leonardo DiCaprio. Now let's think about this for a moment.

  February 10, 2009

• Schlock Poetry

  December 18, 1997

• Night & Day

  June 25, 1998

• Rogue Elephant

  September 3, 1998

• Allen's Landing

  November 19, 1998

• Cracked

  December 24, 1998

• Tommy Lee Uncensored!

  January 14, 1999

• Teen Scheme

  January 28, 1999

• For St. Patrick's Day: The Five Least Convincing Irishmen In Movies

  St. Patrick's Day is more than just an opportunity for amateur drunks to get in fights after drinking since noon, it's also when all of us claim (usually bogus) Irish heritage. I can personally trace my Irish ancestry back to the 17th century. Of course, they were Ulster Huguenots and probably not very beloved of the Blarney-kissing Papists so popularized during March 17th. So in honor of fake and unpopular Irish everywhere, here are some of the worst depictions of Irish characters in cinema:5.

  March 17, 2009

• Guilt Galore

  May 27, 1999

• Bar Refaeli, Sports Illustrated's New Cover Girl

  Just keep in mind it's an ad; the hair is not her fault. This young lady is Bar Refaeli, swimsuit model and the just-announced cover girl for Sports Illustrated's 2009 Swimsuit Issue. This young lady is also the girlfriend of one Leonardo DiCaprio. Now let's think about this for a moment.

  February 10, 2009

• The Haunting on Revolutionary Road

  Winslet and DiCaprio awake to the nightmare

  January 8, 2009

• We Can Believe In Body of Lies

  Ridley Scott's latest is the post-9/11, tech-savvy terror thriller we deserve

  October 9, 2008

• Reverse Fairy Tale

  From Beverly Hills to Omaha with Rilo Kiley's Jenny Lewis

  February 20, 2003

• The Devil Came on Horseback

  War, slaughter, genocide — and you feel like seeing a movie?

  September 13, 2007

• The 11th Hour

  The ice caps are melting, the ozone depleting and Leo's charisma? An endangered species.

  August 30, 2007

• Wild Rides

  Between serious safety and environmental concerns, the Toyota Prius isn't the angel that everyone thinks it is.

  April 23, 2009

• Party in the AM

  February 16, 2006

• We Aren't the World

  How the Americans fared at Cannes.

  May 31, 2007

• DVDs

  Diamonds in the Rough

  March 22, 2007

• Hold Your Horses

  January 11, 2007

• Say It with Diamonds?

  Not exactly. Circling the diamond industry, Zwick flick tackles nada

  December 14, 2006

• Say It With Diamonds?

  Not exactly. Circling the diamond industry, Zwick flick tackles nada

  December 7, 2006

• Bait and Switch

  A hero of the Hong Kong new wave returns the compliment

  October 5, 2006

• Two Gallants

  Thursday, August 13, Walter's on Washington, 4215 Washington Avenue, 713-862-2513, www.superunison.com

  April 13, 2006

• Doomsday

  One hundred percent beef

  February 23, 2006

• Run, Dick, Run

  Sean Penn blames his problems on the president -- so what else is new?

  January 20, 2005

• Hell to the Chief

  You too can "Inaugurate Yourself"

  January 20, 2005

• From Major to Minor

  Why the best films of 2004 look like indies but aren't

  December 23, 2004

• Crash and Yearn

  Howard Hughes gets what he wants, in this case a fun and loving biopic

  December 23, 2004

• Ground Zero

  Houston's been the No. 1 city in America in the obesity crisis. But hype doesn't mean help.

  November 18, 2004

• Style Council

  Macy's Impulse party is all about chic shopping

  November 11, 2004

• Catcher in the Sky

  Spielberg gets caught up in the thrill of the chase

  December 26, 2002

• Mean Streets

  Martin Scorsese looks at the roots of New York's violence, with mixed results

  December 19, 2002

• Heart Condition

  Minnie Driver has a problem with her ticker - and with the cinematography - in the awful Return to Me

  April 6, 2000

• Storming The Beach

  However shallow, Leonardo DiCaprio delivers a baptism of blood

  February 10, 2000

• Death Becomes Her

  January 9, 1997

• Realizing You Don't Have What It Takes To Want To Be A Millionaire

  Photos by Blake WhitakerOn the way to our first ever game-show tryout today, we saw what we took at the time to be cosmic encouragement. Competing for space in Airline Drive's forest of signage was the Moonlight Inn marquee, which spoke to us: "You are awake. Don't dream it -- do it." Of course, if you're at a motel like the Moonlight Inn, you probably are awake -- high on meth, having sex with a prostitute or both. (Legal note: We said "like the Moonlight Inn," not the Moonlight Inn itse

  July 1, 2009

• Former Oiler Bo Eason Is Still The Runt of The Litter

  Photo courtesy runtofthelitter.com​Eight years ago, we wrote of former Houston Oiler safety Bo Eason, who was premiering at Stages Theatre a searing autobiographical one-man play about his life and career.Runt of the Litter was a fascinating, well-written, nicely acted look at the dark forces that drove Eason to the NFL, and the sometimes twisted relationships he had with his parents and his brother Tony, an intensely private Super Bowl quarterback for the New England Patriots.Since then, the

  September 18, 2009