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Lisa Nowak

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2013

    From Hair Balls to Rocks Off: Songs for Houston's White-Collar Criminals

    Houston has a strong job market. Many of those jobs are professional positions in a wide range of industries. Many of the people working in those jobs are creepy, sometimes even murderous criminals. Just because you've earned a PhD and a seven figure income doesn't mean you can't be wretched. All ... More >>

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    January 17, 2012

    Shannon O'Roark Griffin: Former NASA Trainer Travels to Missouri to Kill Husband's Mistress

    You'd think one NASA-related incident of a woman taking a road trip with evil intent to deal with a romantic rival would be enough. But you'd be wrong. Police say Shannon O'Roark Griffin, 52, has been charged with capital murder for killing the woman her husband admitted having an affair with Frid ... More >>

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    August 2, 2011

    Lyrical Life Lessons: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

    straightpinkie.com​Blame it on the humidity, but there's something about Houston that makes women go off the deep end. In fact, the Bayou City is home to three of the past decade's most notorious female-perpetrated crimes. There was Dr. Clara Harris (2002), who responded to the news of her hu ... More >>

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    July 29, 2011

    The Navy Doesn't Want Ex-Astronaut Lisa Nowak Either

    Lisa Nowak: No longer in the Navy​The wheels of discipline apparetnly grind slower in the Navy then they do at NASA, but the USN has finally gotten around to getting rid of Lisa Nowak, the astronaut whose name will forever be linked in Google searches with the word "diaper." The Navy announce ... More >>

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    April 1, 2011

    Astronaut Lisa Nowak Has Apparently Never Heard of Google

    Google?​Everyone's favorite Fatal Attraction astronaut, Lisa Nowak, has apparently never heard of the concept of Googling someone's name. She asked the Florida judge who heard the case against her (for driving across country to confront a romantic rival) to have her criminal record sealed. S ... More >>

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    January 12, 2011

    Stephen Jabbour, Mark Tilford: Kiddie Porn Cases Face Two Prominent South Texas Lawyers

    Stephen Jabbour and Bill Clinton​What is going on with these prominent, middle-aged lawyers in the Texas Coastal Bend and their kiddie porn? Just last week, one got sentenced to federal prison, and it seems another is likely to follow. Last Friday, 57-year-old Stephen Jabbour, the former chai ... More >>

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    November 10, 2009

    Lisa Nowak Pleads Guilty...To Providing Endless Punch Lines. Oh, And Two Other Charges

    ​Lisa Nowak, lifetime member of the Mugshot Hall of Fame and the face that launched a thousand diaper jokes, pleaded guilty today to a felony charge of car burglary and misdemeanor assault.This live blog from an Orlando TV station contains the highlights between Nowak, victim Colleen Shipman and J ... More >>

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    July 16, 2009

    What Do You Get For The Couple Who Has Everything, Including A Crazy Stalker?

    Oh gosh, Lisa Nowak's not going to take this news well.(That's Lisa "I was not wearing diapers" Nowak to you; one-third of the wackiest astronaut love triangle ever.)The other two parts of that triangle are getting married.Bill Oefelein, the NASA stud muffin who simply loves the ladies, is tying the ... More >>

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    April 3, 2009

    Lisa Nowak Ordered To Undergo Psychiatric Testing

    Lisa Nowak, the former Houston astronaut whose lovesick, (possibly) adult diaper-enabled 1000-mile drive from Houston to Orlando made international news in 2007, has been ordered by a Florida judge to undergo psychiatric testing.According to an Orlando TV station, Nowak's attorneys might be planning ... More >>

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    July 16, 2008

    Pee For Me, Please

    (Guarantee -- No Lisa Nowak jokes will be made in the writing of this item.) NASA workers, the country needs your pee. The new Orion space capsule is designed to take astronauts to the moon and let them work there for months at a time. Astronauts, it turns out, piss just like the rest of us. (Damm ... More >>

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    July 14, 2008

    Astronauts Need to Start Having Sex in Space

    Looks like if Lisa Marie Nowak had only waited a decade or two, she could’ve gotten down (or up, or however one does it in space) with fellow astronaut William Oefelein as part of the job. Dr. Jason Kring, an assistant professor at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University who studies sex for NASA (ye ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2007

    Space Case: The Lisa Nowak E-mails

    NASA has released about 220 pages of e-mails concerning the Lisa Nowak case. We’ll use a New York Times link if only for their choice of a spectacularly unhinged-looking Nowak to accompany it. The flirty highlights, such as they are, are in the story. Stud Bill Oefelein has several exchanges with ... More >>

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    September 14, 2007
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    March 12, 2007

    So Many Bad Jokes, So Little Time

    This weekend Halliburton announced plans to move its corporate headquarters from Houston to Dubai. We here at HouStoned are unsure exactly which tack to pursue when covering this story. We could... a) wonder where the HPD mounted division is now going to find protestors to run over with its horse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 1, 2007

    Any Which Way But Juice

    Houston really won't stay out of the national news. Sure, we've got W to thank for a lot of that, but there's also Halliburton, Enron, Anna Nicole, Lisa Nowak and Donnie Davies — in no order of importance. Now added to the list are Evander Holyfield and a Sugar Land company by the name of Cell ... More >>

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    March 1, 2007
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    February 22, 2007

    Moment in the Sun

    The Daily Show cometh

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    February 19, 2007
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    February 15, 2007

    Command Performance

    Bill Clinton wakes 'em up, for a while, at Rice

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    February 12, 2007

    We Got Your Daddy Right Here

    Everyone seems to have something to say about Anna Nicole's death, but we're betting Lisa Marie Nowak can't get enough of the coverage. After all, the passing of America's favorite hussy was just about the only thing that could get a diaper-wearing Astronaut off the front pages. Case in point: The ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2007

    Re: We Truly Do Live in a Spaced City

    Ladies Home Journal has posted an interview from last September with Lisa Marie Nowak, the astronaut whose bizarre love triangle has given NASA more attention than when it faked the moon landing. Here are a couple of context-free quotes, augmented by one we just made up on the spot. We'll let you f ... More >>

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    February 6, 2007

    We Truly Do Live in a Spaced City

    Lisa Marie Nowak Does anything say "story of the year" quite like an astronaut love triangle? This is HouStoned. We're standing live outside Johnson Space Center, more than 900 miles from Orlando, where NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak was charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicular bur ... More >>

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