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A Gallery of Awesome Taylor Swift Memes

When I think of Taylor Swift, my mind immediately goes to the category it has labeled as "sheer hilarity." From the Kanye incident to the bleating goat videos, the poor girl has become synonymous with accidental antics, and those are the best kind in my opinion. Taylor, who has skyrocketed to fame ... More >>

Kiss Kiss Ho Hum

Jeanine Basinger explains why there are so few great marriage movies.

The Selling of Schwarzenegger, 2013

Arnold returns - but do we still need him?

Contessa Andrea Von Schmidt, Dwayne Gator Liggins: It's the Quarterly Strange (Accused) Criminal Name Report

As we head into what passes for fall down here, it's high time we came up with another list of the strangest, funniest and most awesome names to pass through the Harris County Criminal Justice Center over the last few months. (Or years. We stumbled on some older ones.) As always, some of these peop ... More >>

Six-String Pawn Stars: Top 10 Famous Stolen Guitars

Tom Petty got a real kick in the balls late last week when he discovered that his vintage blond 1967 12-string Rickenbacker and his Gibson SGTV Junior had been stolen from a California soundstage where the Heartbreakers had been rehearsing for an upcoming tour. Three other vintage guitars owned by b ... More >>

Charlize Theron and Her Crappy Movie Take Top Chef: Texas Even Further Off the Rails

​Charlize Theron is an actress from South Africa who lives in Los Angeles and is currently filming a shitty-looking Kristen Stewart movie set in England, so naturally she's the best choice for this week's episode of Top Chef: Texas. This show continues to make less and less sense the more it wears ... More >>

Pop Rocks: Come On People, Bert and Ernie Are Totally Straight

You people are sick.​Pop quiz, PBS. Now that your government is once again threatening to slash funding for anything not related to defense or entitlement spending, and your continued liberal heresies have put you squarely on the chopping block, do you: a) Let Philip Morris start advertising ... More >>

Narduwar The Human Serviette's 11 Best Interviews

exclaim.caNarduwar (left) and the patron saint of 4/20​Nardwuar The Human Serviette from "Vancouver BC Canada" knows all of your favorite bands, artists, and rappers better than you, and better than they know themselves. At first glance, he kind of resembles a Canadian Matthew Lesko (the free- ... More >>

“Nacho Mama’s Fridge!”

Capsule Stage Reviews: Boeing-Boeing, Cuckoos, La Fille mal gardée

Gay-Basher Denied Parole Again

Plus: Houston's past, all boxed up and nowhere to go.

Old Houston, Hiding Away In Long-Unopened Boxes

Photographs (c) Elizabeth Paul / All Rights Reserved​Elizabeth Avedon has boxes full of treasure, yet unopened. Her dad was president of the Harris County Mounted Posse back in the day -- making him a bigwig in the rodeo -- and he kept a large amount of pictures from his stint. Pictures that show ... More >>

Pop Rocks: Other TV Moms That Might Be Lesbians

I was all set to continue riding the Tiger Woods gravy train for one more day. I even had an idea for the Fallen One's eventual triumphant comeback -- not to give too much away, but the training sequence from Rocky III figured prominently.But then the Meredith Baxter story hit, and I realized the po ... More >>

Texas Traveler: Chappell Hill

Photo by Brittanie Shey​If you decide to head up to Lavenderfest, you might be wondering what else you can do to make your drive worthwhile. It turns out that Chappell Hill, home of Lavenderfest, is one of the most interesting almost-ghost towns in the Houston area. Once, it was one of the la ... More >>

One Monkey Don't Stop No Show

This show's like Archie Bunker's comfortable, ratty lounger

Twenty Love Songs

Bringing silly back

All-Day Suckers

Sedaris and Colbert peddle Candy not everybody wants

All Yours

Yours, Mine & Ours lowers the bar for miserable remakes

Walk on the Wild Side

Meet Supestar diva Holly Woodlawn at the Houston Gay & Lesbian Film Festival

Rotation

Wayne Newton

Saturday, January 18

After M*A*S*H

Larry Gelbart is one of TV's last great writers. So why can't he stay tuned?

Cubism Crow

Everything's up to date in this 19th-century farce

Mary-making

Maryellen Hooper

Belles with Balls

The Brassy Broads of Comedy put out.

Night & Day

March 4 - 10, 1999

Party Hearty

Clever and comical T3 ends too quickly

Night & Day

August 6 - 12, 1998

Classic Keaton, Classic Comedy

100 years on, the MFA gives a silent-screen genius his due

Singin' on the Screen

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