Our 44th (and first African-American) President will be sworn into office
today, and we at Hair Balls felt the best way to honor such a
solemn and historical occasion would be to show some examples of other
great Americans swearing similar oaths.5. Jimmy Malone and Eliot Ness (The Untouchables)
It's convenient that Ness' "blood oath" results in the death of nearly
everyone around him while he went on to a later career as Whitney
Houston's bodyguard, though I may have that last part wrong.
