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Subject: Mark Lanier

  • Battle Of The Junkyard Dogs

    September 24, 2008
  • GOP Jitters

    While a party chair guards his rear, Vision America makes judges nervous

    September 6, 2001
  • Wii Will, Wii Will Sue You

    November 12, 2008
  • 15-Minute Warning: Houston Lawyer Gets Miley Cyrus For His Christmas Party

    OMG!! Guess who’s going to be at Houston lawyer Mark Lanier’s Christmas party this year – Miley Cyrus! When we heard that, we were like, 2G2BT!! Lanier’s parties, which include thousands of guests and which take place on his 25-acre ranch northwest of Houston (well, at least we’re told that’s where they take place; Hair Balls has never been invited) are always a spectacle, but previous years’ entertainers smacked more of state-fair-purgatory than stadium-sellouts. For cripeâ

    November 21, 2008
  • Miley Cyrus's Successor At Houston's Most Senselessly Lavish Party? Maybe Elton John

    Texas Lawyer magazine is reporting that Mark Lanier, the lawyer who puts on an amazingly expensive Christmas party each year, will follow up Miley Cyrus with Elton John next year.The magazine's blog also notes that Lanier says his "Have A Miley Christmas" bash raised $250,000 for a charity that helps kids in Guatemala.Which is nice, but there are reports out there (and it's on the Internet, so you know it's true) that Cyrus received a million bucks for her party gig.So cut out the middle man and

    December 18, 2008
  • NCAA To Recommend Sickle-Cell Testing As A Result Of Rice Football Player's Death

    Dale Lloyd was a promising Rice football player who had shined at Lamar High. Three years ago, the freshman collapsed at a workout and died.His family sued the university and Rice; a settlement was announced today that could go towards seeing that the tragedy helps someone else one day.After his death Lloyd was found to have the so-called "sickle-cell trait" that affects a little less than 10 percent of the black population in the US.Under the settlement, the NCAA will now include in its medical

    June 29, 2009
  • Getting Schooled

    July 2, 2009
  • More Musical Medocrity For Houston's Private Party Of The Year

    ​For those folks out there wondering if superlawyer Mark Lanier had suddenly -- after all these years -- finally developed good musical taste, you can rest assured: He hasn't.Tort King Lanier is famous for his Christmas parties, elaborate (if liquor-free) bacchanals that feature kiddie rides, top-notch food and high-priced entertainment.In the past, the acts have included Miley Cyrus, Dolly Parton, Brooks & Dunn and Reba McEntire. (Dolly and Reba have their moments, but tend to play their

    October 22, 2009