Subject: Mary-Kate Olsen

• Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstong XOXOXO?…Puuuuuke

  November 5, 2007

• Fannypack

  Saturday, July 12

  July 10, 2003

• Playbill

  July 29, 2004

• Ten Other Instances of "Sloppy Seconds"

  Sean Avery of the NHL's Dallas Stars was suspended for an indefinite period by the NHL on Tuesday for comments he made in Calgary on Tuesday. Speaking to reporters, he made a comment about several players dating his "sloppy seconds." And I know most of you in Houston would rather talk high school football than hockey, so you probably wouldn't know that Avery's "sloppy seconds" include Kim Bauer and Stacy's Mom, who's got it going on. And that got me to thinking. Lots of athletes date beautiful

  December 4, 2008

• Where Angels Fear to Tread

  February 13, 1997

• Asia Minor

  Memoirs of a Geisha views Japan through Western eyes

  December 15, 2005

• Golden Globes, Whoppers, Dr. Phil, Michael Cera and Hannah Montana

  Miss Pop Rocks Edition

  January 24, 2008

• The Great Divide

  Paula Vogel's The Mineola Twins splits the family (and politics) in two

  August 24, 2000

• Saget Said It

  May 11, 2006

• Burr...He's Ice-Cold

  June 29, 2006

• Wii Play

  There's not much besides an extra controller to these minigames

  March 8, 2007

• Torino It Off

  This horrible Winter Olympics game doesn't even medal

  February 16, 2006

• I'd Much Rather Be with the Girls

  Critics might damn Fantasia's music with faint praise, but we say she's keeping up a sacred pop tradition

  November 24, 2005

• Cole Hearted

  The Ensemble Theatre offers some musical Healing

  June 30, 2005

• Just One Hitch

  Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  February 10, 2005

• Fahrenheit 2004

  Remembering the movies that heated up cinemas this year

  December 23, 2004

• Feel This

  Enema of the Mental State: Notes from the Battle on Irritable Blink-182 Syndrome

  June 17, 2004

• Sister, Sister

  If you're young and female, New York Minute is your movie

  May 6, 2004

• O.J. All Over Again

  Charm trumps evidence with accused pedophile R. Kelly

  October 23, 2003

• Hilary Duff

  Metamorphosis (Buena Vista/Hollywood)

  October 16, 2003

• King of the Roads

  A Houston author tells how our traffic got jammed

  October 2, 2003

• Uptown Down

  Girls tries a tired lesson -- grow up, already

  August 14, 2003

• The Astros May Suck, But At Least You Can Listen To Jim Deshaies

  So I'm watching the Astros/Twins game on Sunday afternoon, and it gets to be that inning for the trivia question. The question this time asks Jim Deshaies and Bill Brown to name the four Minnesota Twins that have been named as American League MVPs. So they start tossing out names of great Minnesota Twin players. Kirby Puckett. Rod Carew. Tony Oliva. Harmon Killebrew. Mary-Kate Olsen. There's a slight pause after Deshaies names Mary-Kate, and you can just mentally picture Brownie looking at J

  June 23, 2009

• Saturday: Skyler Stonestreet at Spring Tavern

  Skyler Stonestreet is so cute. She started her singing career at a young age singing along to the Olsen twins. This multi-talented young woman who writes her own lyrics and plays everything from the piano to the drums; she's so damn loveable we're still trying to get the taste of unicorns and rainbows out our mouth. This is by no means an insult, because she's too charming to insult. Stonestreet may be sweet as sugar, but her lyrics deliver just the right dose of sass to know let you know she's

  June 26, 2009