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Matt Hirsch

  • Blogs

    February 17, 2014

    Greg Abbott, The Nuge, and a Subhuman Mongrel Chimpanzee

    Listen up, and listen good: The Nuge has spoken. He has dubbed Barak Obama a "subhuman mongrel" and a "chimpanzee," and thereby exposed the entire Democratic party as the chimpanzee-lovers they clearly are. The Nuge ain't no chimp-lover. The Nuge doesn't fling feces. He only covers himself in it in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2013

    Greg Abbott to Set For "Major Announcement" Sunday

    Members of Greg Abbott's campaign have confirmed that the attorney general, widely considered to be a favorite as Texas's next governor, is set for a "major announcement regarding his political future" on Sunday. The announcement will take place on Plaza Juarez in San Antonio at 1 p.m. -- one week a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2012

    To Our Great Disappointment, Dewhurst And Cruz Won't Debate In Spanish This Friday

    This Friday, Tea Party man-crush Ted Cruz, whose father emigrated from Cuba to the United States, and Lieutenant Governor David Dewhurst, who speaks some mean Gringo Spanish, will not -- to our great disappointment -- speak in Spanish at their debate in Dallas. Or Spanglish. It's going to be more of ... More >>

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