​Dear Rum, Sodomy & the Lash,
Who wrote the book of love?
- The Monotones, Newark, NJ
Dear Monotones,
I'm going to make me a big sharp axe, shining steel-tempered in the fire. I'll chop you down like an old dead tree. Dirty old town, dirty old town.
Dear Rum, Sodomy & the Lash,
Why do fools fall in love?
- Frankie L., New York, NY
Dear Frankie,
Well it was Bob and Charlie Ford, those dirty little cowards, I wonder how they feel. For they ate of Jesse's bread, and they slept in Jesse's
