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Pedophilia

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2014

    Steven Hotze Reams Gays in Conference Call

    If there's one think Steven Hotze has thought long and hard about, it's sex between a man and a boy. As elder statesman of Houston's homophobic right-wingnutters, the doctor (we use that term loosely) wants everyone to know what will happen if the gays aren't forced back into the closet where they ... More >>

  • Culture

    October 3, 2013
  • Blogs

    October 10, 2012

    Bye, Bye "Jer": Jerry Sandusky Sentenced to Minimum 30 Years in Prison

    During the trial of convicted pedophile and former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, it was revealed that he would send actual love letters to one of his numerous victims, denoted in the case as Victim Number 4. The creep factor on these letters was off the charts, and they were all p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 17, 2012

    Joe Paterno's Family Vows To Find The Real Child Molester Harborer

    Another day, another story from Happy Valley that makes me question my faith in mankind. Two, actually. First, predictably, three more men have come forward claiming they were sexually abused by Jerry Sandusky, one citing abuse that took place all the away back in the 70's. If you remember, Sandus ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 13, 2012

    If Any School Deserves The NCAA Death Penalty, It's Got To Be Penn State

    If ever a major collegiate football program deserves the so-called NCAA death penalty, it's got to be Penn State. The myth of Joe Paterno and his ethical football program has been blown out of the water, and the least the NCAA can do is put this program out of the misery of college sports fans. For ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2012

    Peter Frampton and Boone's Farm: What Was Your First Drink?

    Last week, our intern Molly Dunn wrote about her experience ordering her first adult beverage upon turning 21. In honor of National Dry Martini Day (yes, that's a thing; they're all things now), Dunn bravely ordered a serious drinker's drink. And, as you'd expect, promptly spit the foul thing out. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 28, 2012

    Trinity Lutheran Elementary Teacher Had Students Become Pen Pals with Child Molester, Suit Says

    Parents have filed a lawsuit against Trinity Lutheran School that claims a teacher had students become pen pals with a man who has been convicted of child molestation. The suit also says the teacher's fiancé, under indictment for possession of child pornography, was allowed to interact with the ni ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2012

    Jerry Sandusky's Wife Nearly Runs Over a Reporter (w/ VIDEO)

    It's been awhile since we've had a Jerry Sandusky update, and frankly since there's no Web site that's able to track his whereabouts GPS-style (at least not one that we as citizens have access to), it's probably best for everyone that when news breaks regarding the alleged pedophile that I volunteer ... More >>

  • News

    December 1, 2011

    Hands-On Experience

    Dozens of teenage Explorers have been sexually abused by police officers. Critics say the Boy Scouts, who oversee the program, should share the blame.

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    Sandusky Confirms In NBC Interview: He "Likes Young People" (w/ Interview VIDEO)

    Last night on NBC's new Rock Center program, retired Penn State defensive coordinator and ousted human being (Yes, I am ousting him from the human race.) Jerry Sandusky did a phone interview with Bob Costas which accomplished the nearly impossible -- it made Sandusky infinitely more deplorable and c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2011

    Joe Paterno Will Retire at Season's End -- Not Good Enough

    Not so proud a claim now.​"The worst people. The twisted and demented psychos who kill people for pleasure, the cannibals, the degenerate bastards that molest and torture little kids." -- Tony Soprano, in response to the question "Who deserves to go to hell?" Exactly, Tony. People like Jerry ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2011

    Willie Koehler: Child Rapist Suing From Prison Over Repo'd Pickup

    Willie Koehler demands his rights​In 2006, Willie Koehler of Texas City borrowed $19,000 to buy a 2007 Ford F-150. He agreed to have Amoco Federal Credit Union automatically debit $355 from his account every month, and Koehler always made sure he was flush enough to cover the payments. But t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2010

    Preserving the Sanctity of Marriage Through Ted Bundy and NAMBLA

    Even South Park supports NAMBLA​With a closet Muslim in the White House and gay teachers recruiting our innocent children, it's no wonder that American values have crumbled to the point where four out of ten people say marriage is obselete. We can thank Time and the Pew Research Center for th ... More >>

  • Film

    August 26, 2010

    Happiness Is a State of Mind

    Back with an update but the same sensibility, Todd Solondz returns with Life During Wartime.

  • Blogs

    August 7, 2008

    No More Family Guy For Star Furniture

    Star Furniture, the third in the Houston triumvirate of ubiquitously advertising furniture stores, has made a bold decision. They've decided to crumble helplessly in the face of some right-wing whiners. Star, along with Dallas-based The Room Store and Corpus Christi's Whataburger, are the latest c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2008

    Overheard at SXSW

    "He's stick a dynamite in her booty ho. I think he's a pedophile, he probably pees on her, too." "Whoa, the smell is intoxicating." "That's a stance that may get more kids on Barack's side." "You almost poked him right in the eye." "We are so broken up right now." -- BK, KP and DR

  • News

    June 6, 2002

    South Park Monster

    Fans saw Carlos Coy as the invincible rapper, the gangsta who could become an icon for outcast Hispanics everywhere. But they didn't know his weakness -- young girls did.

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