Pepsi-Cola

Craig Newmark speaks at victim's memorial in wake of Craigslist killings.

Drinking Pepsi Means You Support Gay Orgies, Totally Reasonable Texan Asserts

Is Pepsi in bed with the gays? That's what former Texas Republican Party Treasurer and General Counsel Gina Parker Ford believes. Hair Balls knows this because Ford sent us a commentary detailing her outrage over a recent episode of Family Guy that "promote[d] homosexuality, gay orgies and also slan ... More >>

Miss Pop Rocks Watches the Super Bowl

Oh God, my stomach is so distended. WHY do I do this to myself every Super Bowl Sunday? I watch one football game each year and it's this one, and the only reason I watch it is to have an excuse to eat snacks and watch commercials. A few thoughts on this year's game: First of all, choirs are ver ... More >>

Memo from KPRC Management re: Ashley Madison Super Bowl Ad

FROM: KPRC STATION MANAGEMENT TO: ALL KPRC STAFF CC: KPRC SALES STAFF SUBJECT: ASHLEY MADISON.COM As I'm sure most of you have heard, during the third period of Sunday's Super Bowl - and wasn't that an exciting game by the way - this television station aired a commercial for a website known ... More >>

Memo from KPRC Management re: Ashley Madison Super Bowl Ad

FROM: KPRC STATION MANAGEMENT TO: ALL KPRC STAFF CC: KPRC SALES STAFF SUBJECT: ASHLEY MADISON.COM As I'm sure most of you have heard, during the third period of Sunday's Super Bowl - and wasn't that an exciting game by the way - this television station aired a commercial for a website known ... More >>

Malt Shop Burger at Cheeburger Cheeburger

FROM: KPRC STATION MANAGEMENT TO: ALL KPRC STAFF CC: KPRC SALES STAFF SUBJECT: ASHLEY MADISON.COM As I'm sure most of you have heard, during the third period of Sunday's Super Bowl - and wasn't that an exciting game by the way - this television station aired a commercial for a website known ... More >>

Things To Look For At The Obama Inaugural

You know where you could be right this moment, which is about 7:30 in the morning Houston time?You could be waiting in FREEZING Washington, DC, getting on line to go through security checks so you could wait for hours and hours to watch Barack Obama's inauguration from a half-mile away.On the one ha ... More >>

Houston Likes Its Caffeine Cold And Bubbly

Houston, you love your caffeine, but only when it comes cold and bubbly.The second annual Caffeinated Cities survey came out today; it's conducted by something called HealthSaver and looks at caffeine use across the country.The Most Caffeinated City in America? Tampa. (Huh?) Followed by Seattle (tha ... More >>

Why Don’t I Love Madonna?

Houston, you love your caffeine, but only when it comes cold and bubbly.The second annual Caffeinated Cities survey came out today; it's conducted by something called HealthSaver and looks at caffeine use across the country.The Most Caffeinated City in America? Tampa. (Huh?) Followed by Seattle (tha ... More >>

Be of Good (Blue) Cheer

Houston, you love your caffeine, but only when it comes cold and bubbly.The second annual Caffeinated Cities survey came out today; it's conducted by something called HealthSaver and looks at caffeine use across the country.The Most Caffeinated City in America? Tampa. (Huh?) Followed by Seattle (tha ... More >>

Chantal Akerman turns the everyday into the extraordinary

The Observer

Spazmatics = Revenge of the Replicants

Did you know that '80s cover band the Spazmatics has clones from coast to coast?

Drenched in Blog: Haddaway Go Away

Did you know that '80s cover band the Spazmatics has clones from coast to coast?

The Carnicería Connoisseur: Getting Artsy at Mexican Meat Markets

Did you know that '80s cover band the Spazmatics has clones from coast to coast?

Hunter Ward, R.I.P.

Montrose knew him as a Poor Dumb Bastard. His family knew him as a talented, bright brother and son.

Squirreling Away the 'Nuttz

H-Town's most prominent hip-hop DJ crew heads back for the underground

Houston Hip-Hop

Mike Watts and his stable of northside rappers take a southside legend's style to the masses

Grand Jury

This old TV drama still moves us

Lord Have Mercy

Jesus Camp pitches its tent in the other America

Houston's Food Nazis

Some are curmudgeonly but intriguing. Others are just a bad trip to S&M land.

All the President's Men

Some are curmudgeonly but intriguing. Others are just a bad trip to S&M land.

Goal Oriented

Rice's women's soccer team kicks it up a notch

Sugar Coated

This Baylor medical "expert" cashed in on infomercials. Now he's showing how things go better with Coke.

Canned Heat, with Diunna Greenleaf & Blue Mercy and the Daddylongnecks

Saturday, April 9, at the Hawg Stop, 11335 Sheldon, 281-456-7867

Where's the Beef? Right here in H-town

T.I. and Lil' Flip rumble in Cloverland, bringing one of the great rap feuds of recent years to a head

Cowboy Cookin'

After Grady Spears's departure, The Burning Pear still smolders

Bill Kills

Comedian-actor Bellamy may be the greatest performer he's ever seen

Pop-Up Pop Stars

With the help of city government, Matthew Knowles hopes to find the next Destiny's Child. You got a problem with that?

Fab Fest

Queer Eye's Jai Rodriguez stirs up some Pride

Unfair and Unbalanced

Ludacris rankles the white pride of the National Alliance and Bill O'Reilly

Dead to Rights

Danny Boyle gets his mojo back in the dig-vid zombie flick 28 Days Later

The Big Deal

Vending machines are leaving Texas school cafeterias. But the mother lode of "minimal nutritional value" has hardly gone away.

Reel Guilty

The military thriller High Crimes sets a new low for Ashley Judd

Hayes of Wine & Roses

Galveston's Hayes Carll sets aside sin long enough to come up with Flowers & Liquor

Best Retro Goods

Flashback Fun-tiques

Best Chicken Salad Sandwich

Brasil, 2604 Dunlavy, (713)528-1993

In Good Company

Brasil, 2604 Dunlavy, (713)528-1993

Strong Convictions

Hard-line leaders such as loopy Stephen Mansfield have taken their agenda to the Court of Criminal Appeals, where legal precedents--not prosecutions--get overturned

Tobacco Toad

Mann elevates The Insider to Oscar-level suspense

Nice Girls With Guns

Kingwood High friends say the girls were "Sweet." Adults say "Well-Mannered." Cops say "armed robbers."

FAT! SO?

Cathy Woods weighs 500 pounds, wears a 50DD bra and an XXXXXXL dress. She loves her body. And so does her man.

The Reverend Red Rocker

Platitudes on life, religion and music from the depths of a tequila bottle

News of the Weird

Platitudes on life, religion and music from the depths of a tequila bottle

Carbonated Cash

Drink up, kids. Keep those soda dollars coming.

Schmatz Move

A restaurant aims to conquerHouston with Austrian open-faced sandwiches

Rotation

A restaurant aims to conquerHouston with Austrian open-faced sandwiches

Made for America

Mr. Nice Guy makes Jackie Chan more palatable than ever

Now They're Cooking

Mr. Nice Guy makes Jackie Chan more palatable than ever

Alison Cook looks back at 1997: The Year That Bit

Mr. Nice Guy makes Jackie Chan more palatable than ever

Rotation

Mr. Nice Guy makes Jackie Chan more palatable than ever