If you needed any more evidence that Comcast was an agent of evil on par with Al Qaeda or whomever makes those peanut-butter-filled pretzels, look no further than the cable company's inescapable local commercials featuring Sam Houston. The former Texas President/Governor is shown engaging in a variety of "hip" and "with it" activities to dupe us into signing up for Comcast's antiquated coaxial garbage. Sadly, these are merely the latest in a long and unpleasant series of appropriating political
If Buddha, Mohammed, and Jesus Christ joined hands and strolled down
Westheimer turning automobiles into unicorns while singing "Blasphemous
Rumors" I don't think it would get as much coverage as that infernal
karaoke machine at George Bush Intercontinental Airport (including right here at Hair Balls). And so, to commemorate this
latest attempt to put Houston on the cultural map, here are some
memorable karaoke scenes from the movies.5. Duets (2000)
I just returned from a meeting with Paul Kru
It takes a...special kind of person to confront a captive animal, kill
it, and make off with its head. Brandon Gregory is such a person, and
while we may wonder at his motives, we can at least take some comfort in
the fact that the recently deceased Mr. Buck didn't go out like no punk bitch:During a confession, Gregory told authorities he jumped
the fence that night. When he was about 15 feet from Mr. Buck, the deer
lowered his head and charged toward him, Longoria said.
The deer then knocked
With Valentine's Day approaching, tbe best most of you poor single bastards can hope for is to get through the night with your bank account relatively intact. Married folks are better off, as all they're really expected to come up with is a perfunctory gift and maybe an evening spent watching a dreaded "romantic comedy" (or "rom-com," as the genre is referred to by Communists and pederasts) on DVD. Even if that's the case, there are plenty of pitfalls to avoid. It was an exhausting process, but
Last Sunday's WrestleMania promised to bring the faithful to Houston,
and in that regard at least, it didn't disappoint (unless by "faithful"
you were expecting personages of some religious significance, in which
case you'd certainly be a little disappointed). Let's take a look back
at some of the more colorful rasslin' aficionados that descended upon
Reliant Stadium.5. Smiles, Everyone...Smiles!
This was taken right before Triple H's climactic entrance, but for the
life of me I can't figure o
Photo by Pete Vonder Haar​Conservative radio/TV host Sean Hannity began hosting his "Freedom Concert" series, benefiting Oliver North's Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund for the children of soldiers killed or disabled in action, back in 2003. Last Saturday the 2009 incarnation kicked off at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, boasting a powerhouse lineup featuring the likes of Billy Ray Cyrus, Lee Greenwood, and other acts that haven't been relevant since the 1980s, if ever, and Hair Balls wa
