Oh my God, Miss Pop Rocks,
now you're going to pick on little people? HAVE YOU NO SHAME,
Truth is, I don't. But hear me out. I am not picking on TLC's latest reality stars
-- Houston's very own Jen Arnold and Bill Klein -- because they
are small. I am picking on them because the ... More >>
Photo by jon.punktLike any good pop-culture whore, I watch television too much. Well, maybe too much for you, but for me, just right. That doesn't mean there aren't some things on television I'd rather not see. For instance, commercials. I don't have Tivo (yes, I suffer, dear friends...I suffer), so ... More >>
Photo by PinkMooseI never thought pregnancy could be so crazy.Apparently, I was wrong.Now calm down, gentle readers. The fates have not yet conspired to allow Miss Pop Rocks to breed (perhaps there's an overabundance of snark at the moment and the universe does not need anymore), but this thou ... More >>
Okay, so did you realize being thrifty is so very chic right now, dahling?Blech.Everyone from Time to The New York Times is running articles about this new, fabulous feeling of thrift that is sweeping the country like it's a runway fashion or something. The Times article highlighted a man who has (g ... More >>
Photo by aussiegallI do not have a cell phone.
A few years ago, this made me sort of an odd duck at parties. Now, not having a cell phone means I'm positively a relic if not a true freak of nature deserving of shunning by the community. Everyone has a cell phone: my 77-year-old mother-in-law, my ... More >>
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who wear fake reindeer antlers during the Christmas season and those that don't.
I am the former.
What. You thought I would be the latter? Just because I love to make fun of crap? Honestly, what kind of pop culture writer would I be if I didn' ... More >>
Have you heard about the future according to right-wing freakies Focus on the Family? According to FOF, it will be bleak, full of gays running everything and the Boy Scouts banished from the Earth (along with the Pledge of Allegiance). This is all according to a “Letter from 2012” that Foc ... More >>