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  • Blogs

    September 3, 2009

    Why Are The News People So Desperate?

    ​Have you seen that promo for KPRC news where Dominique Sachse and pals are wandering around a gigantic room, begging us to tell them what we want them to cover?I've been searching for it on YouTube with no luck, but I think you know the one. Bill Balleza and Dom and the whole crew want us to e-ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2009

    Back to School with Miss Pop Rocks!

    ​For most kids in the Houston area, this week signals the return to reading, writing, and random drug searches of their lockers. Ah, modern times. The bell ringing us back to class got Miss Pop Rocks thinking of all the pop culture schools she wishes she could have attended.Bayside High (Saved by ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2009

    Houston's Top Ten Female TV Reporters, Based On A Highly Scientific And Professional System

    Our own Miss Pop Rocks wrote an entry some time ago about the Secret Lives of Houston's Hottest Male Newscasters, which seemed...incomplete to me somehow.I wasn't sure of the exact problem until she followed it up with the admission of her crush on KPRC's Jennifer Reyna, then I realized that by not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2009

    I Have a Problem With The Hills. Like a Drug Problem.

    Photo courtesy of VlastulaSeriously.  Why do I torture myself?  Why do I find myself creating an appointment television relationship with MTV's reality show, The Hills?  And by reality I mean as real as Heidi Montag's tits.  Frankly, I think it's pretty much basically sick to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2009

    I Want To Have Sex with Seth Rogen. But Why?

    I want to have sex with Seth Rogen, the star of the upcoming Observe and Report (and numerous other Judd Apatow-type vehicles).  But why?First up, let me say that Miss Pop Rocks is happily married, and she wouldn't cheat on her man even if Mr. Rogen showed up at her house with a box of Godivas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2009

    Flirty Girl Fitness? Oh No You Din't.

    Okay, okay, so all of you are like, yes, Miss Pop Rocks, with your feminism and your women's rights thang, we didn't expect you to like Flirty Girl Fitness.And you know what? You're right! I hate Flirty Girl Fitness! I think it is completely sick and twisted.  What that Hell are we coming to as ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2009

    The World of Flomax...It's About Getting on Boats and All Kinds of Manly Shit Like That

    (Editor's Note: No, the Miss Pop Rocks crown was not recently passed to our ex-web editor, Keith. It was an unfortunate byline error; Jennifer is still in charge.) Flomax. First of all, the name is ridiculous. I get that the ads are targeted at dudes with enlarged prostates who can't whiz, but yo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2009

    Recession, Depression...Either Way, I'm Drinkin'

    Folks, I am scared shitless. Yet I am unable to properly process this shitless feeling. The economic situation is not good. In fact, it is very bad. I am regularly breaking out in cold sweats, dreaming of Suze Orman (not in a good way), and practicing my rendition of, "Brother, Can You Spare a D ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2008

    Exiled: Not the Sweet Revenge I Thought It Would Be

    Okay, so My Super Sweet Sixteen is this hellaciously horrible MTV show about rich brats whose mommies and daddies throw them insanely crazy parties to celebrate the fact that they haven't died in the past 16 years. And it's just terrible. And sometimes I watch it. Observing such snots makes me wa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2008

    Tila Tequila's Pearls of Wisdom

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 13, 2008

    Twilight The Movie: Feminist Nightmare Transferred to Screen

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 16, 2008

    'Round the Kitchen Table

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2008

    How Depressed Do You Have to be to Want To See Nights in Rodanthe?

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2008

    I Watched Eight Minutes of the VMAs Just To See What Brit Would Do

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2008

    Is It True That Pandora Is Dying?

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 15, 2008

    I Heart Carson Kressley

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2008

    Should I Start Caring About Britney Spears Again?

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 18, 2008

    What Makes “Free Bird” So Damn Good?

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 11, 2008

    Could You Do It In a Smart Car?

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2008

    Maury Povich: An Analysis

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 2, 2008

    Over the Weekend: Steel Lounge Underground, Absinthe Lounge, Lee and Joe Jamail Skatepark, Astros and MTV Movie Awards

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Music

    May 22, 2008

    Jennifer "Miss Pop Rocks" Mathieu's Matagorda Island Discs

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2008

    Over the Weekend: Art Cars, Rice Village and Astros, Astros, Astros

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2008

    WTF, Meat Loaf and Tiffany Got Married!?!

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2008

    Denise Richards is Getting Her Own Reality Show…Next Up, My Postal Carrier Inks a Deal with E!

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2008

    I Love "Road House," Damn It

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2008

    Strange Wikipedia Searches I Have Done

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2008

    Boogie Chillun

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2008

    90210 Bastardization, Get Thee Hence!

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2008

    It’s 3 a.m., and the Kid in the Bed Is Voting for Obama

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2008

    Miss Pop Rocks Loves Some Whole Foods Boys

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2008

    Robert Novak Looks Like a Dang Fish

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2008

    “Mustang Sally”: White People’s Mating Call

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2008

    Alls I’m Sayin’ is Juno Better Win Best Picture

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2008

    OMGNKOTB: The Return of the New Kids on the Block

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2008

    Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew: Holy Shit, Is That Kenickie?!?

    One of the best parts of living the life of Miss Pop Rocks (in addition to the celebrity status I enjoy in my own mind) is sometimes I get my hands on promotional stuff marketing people send the Press, and then I get to make fun of it here. The latest treasure to arrive in my mailbox? Ladies and g ... More >>

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    January 24, 2008
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    November 28, 2007
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    November 26, 2007
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    November 5, 2007
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    October 29, 2007
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    October 19, 2007
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    October 15, 2007
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    September 26, 2007
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    September 24, 2007
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    September 12, 2007
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    September 6, 2007

    Mail Call

    Buh-Bye, Garner; Nice Work?; Union Station

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2007

    Miss Pop Rocks: Ohmygawd…It’s Totally Carolyn Farb

    Buh-Bye, Garner; Nice Work?; Union Station

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