Pornography

Top Five Totally Legit Porn-Star Music Videos

So apparently actor Jonah Falcon is packin' heat in his pants. No, we're not talking about the kind of heat that the NRA and Ted Nugent endorse -- this is not that kind of blog. We mean packing heat in more of a "huge cock" kind of way. Unfortunately for Falcon, his 13.5 inches of man-meat can be ... More >>

Juan Villareal: HISD Teacher Pleads Guilty To Distributing Child Porn

A third-grade teacher in the Houston school district entered a guilty plea Tuesday to charges of possessing and distributing child pornography. Juan A. Villarreal, 52, a third-grade teacher at Anderson Elementary in Westbury, has taught in the district for 11 years, but he was out of a job once he ... More >>

Puppets and Starlets

Sean Baker's latest film goes inside the porn biz.

About About Cherry

Why real sex in real movies never quite works.

Pedro Rosales, Who Tried to Pin Child-Porn Stash on a Young Relative, Gets 20 Years

If you're going to get caught with a computer filled with hundreds and hundreds of stills and videos of child pornography, it might be best to have some kind of explanation. Pedro Rosales, 33, thought he had one. The Houston resident tried to convince a "a minor relative" to take the blame for the ... More >>

Rob Gronkowski Gal Pal Bibi Jones Bids Farewell To Porn

Earlier this week, the New England Patriots reportedly let their Pro Bowl tight end Rob Gronkowski know that it was time to dial back the body shots off of hookers, slow down on the shirtless club dancing, and say "NO" to random minor league home run derbies. Work starts again in ten days. The "Summ ... More >>

Pilot Todd Ewanko Grounded, Sentenced for Child Porn to 151 Months in Prison

A federal judge Monday sentenced former pilot Todd Steven Ewanko, 47, of Humble, to 151 months in prison for distribution and possession of child pornography. The 151-month sentence from U.S. District Judge Kenneth M. Hoyt is in addition to 120 months on the possession charge, but the sentences ar ... More >>

Food & Film: Laguinats Beer Dinner - Boogie Nights

Sexy Baby CANCELLED

Relax, Evildoers: KPRC's "Screamin' Stephen" Dean Leaving Houston (Includes Spanking Porn!)

After 11 years of undercover scoops and dramatic stand-ups, KPRC's Stephen Dean is leaving to take a job in Columbus, mikemcguff.com reports. Umm, Columbus? Turns out he and his wife have family there. "Screamin' Stephen" won a Peabody Award and other honors both at KPRC and at KTRH, when that ra ... More >>

Former NBAer Doug Christie Is Making Porn the Family Business

It's the middle of March Madness, the NBA regular season and the cusp of NFL free agency, so if you had told me a week ago that I'd do two straight posts that involved some variation of sex tapes and athletes, I'd have said, "Well, yeah, possibly, but probably not." But if there's anything that top ... More >>

In Honor of Hulk Hogan, 5 WWE-Storyline Sex Tapes (w/ VIDEO)

I'm sure many of you have heard of (and some of you, admit it, have probably participated in) a death pool, where you and, say, four of your friends each get to pick ten people and you accumulate points depending on how many of those people die that year. (For the record, the formula for points scor ... More >>

Edward Jorodge Gladney, 27, Who Began Raping Boys and Making Child Porn at 17, Pleads Guilty

A 27-year-old man who began at 17 seducing young boys and using them for the child pornography he sold on the Web pleaded guilty today, the U.S. Attorney's Office says. Edward Jorodge Gladney entered a guilty plea to the charge of producing and advertising child pornography, the USAO says. He crea ... More >>

Aaron Pennington: Small-Town Big Shot Gets 20 Years For Child Porn & Rape

Aaron Pennington: Going away for a long time​We've told you before about Aaron Pennington, young bigwig in the small East Texas town of Grapeland. Pennington was from one of the oldest and wealthiest families in the area and was elected to the city council. His future seemed secure It's all ... More >>

Pop Rocks: Matt Damon Should Totally Make That Porno He Talked About.

"The InPORNant!" No?​Matt Damon has always seemed like a pretty personable guy. He comes across as pretty smart, isn't known for being a cad (poor Minnie Driver notwithstanding) or acting like a jackass in public, and generally seems like one of the few celebrities we might actually invite int ... More >>

DJ Christopher Lowe: Recruited Neighborhood Boys for Child Porn

DJ Christopher Lowe will be going away for a long time.​A "stay-at-home dad" who often watched over neighborhood kids used them to produce child porn, federal prosecutors say. DJ Christopher Lowe, 37, pleaded guilty today to eight child-porn counts. Police discovered him through an investigat ... More >>

Reviews for the Easily Distracted:
Shame

Title: Shame What Is He Ashamed Of? Not walking around naked, I tell you what. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Four JFKs out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: NYC sex addict's life of meaningless fornicating is interrupted by the arrival of his possibly unhinged sister. Tagline: ... More >>

Christopher Clark Pollett: Guilty Child-Porn Plea from Kids' Nonprofit Worker

Christopher Clark Pollett, a former employee of well-respected kids-and-family nonprofit agency Neighborhood Centers, Inc., has entered a guilty plea to charges of owning a massive cache of child pornography. Pollett was arrested in January, while still an NCI employee, and charged with possession ... More >>

James Walter Porter Jr.'s Child-Porn Haul: 10,000 Images, Hundreds of Magazines And An MP3 Player For His Post-Office Job

James Porter was a dedicated collector​Former postal worker James Walter Porter Jr., 57, pleaded guilty today to one count of child-porn possession, the U.S. Attorney's Office says, but what a count it was. The Pasadena man had moved out of the house he was renting; the owners then went there ... More >>

David Aric Ladewig: Child Porn-Laden Laptop Doesn't Make It Through Customs At Bush

Ladewig apparently didn't think feds wouldn't mind his massive child porn stash​David Aric Ladewig is an American citizen who lives and works in Cancun. On a return trip to the states, he brought along his laptop and an external hard drive. Which probably wasn't the brightest of ideas, becaus ... More >>

Charlie Sheen: A Guide to His Porn Stars (Some Are From Texas!)

Actor Charlie Sheen is either a true American hero or a drug-addicted, porn-obsessed monster, depending on who you ask. The Two and a Half Men star and one-time Oliver Stone muse was admitted to the hospital with extreme stomach pains in his most recent incident. That all came on the heels of what ... More >>

Christopher Clark Pollett: Kids' Nonprofit Worker Charged with Child Porn (Updated)

Christopher Pollett, indicted for distributing child porn​A man who works for a nonprofit organization "dedicated to after-school programs and community development" has been indicted on child pornography charges, the U.S. Attorney's office announced today. Christopher Clark Pollett, 62, was ... More >>

The Girls Gone Wild Bus: Where It Should Go In Houston

Photo by Marc BrubakerWe have better suggestions for Houston spots for this bus to visit​When the Girls Gone Wild tour bus is spotted around town, as our own Katharine Shilcutt nodded to on Twitter, people are wont to talk. Speculation begins to pop up, and the town starts abuzz - where is it, ... More >>

Carrie Kelly: Rare Child-Porn Indictment For A Woman

Photo courtesy Brazoria County SOCarrie Kelly, indicted for child porn​Back in April we reported on the arrest of Carrie Kelly, who was alleged to have sent more than 100 pictures of underage kids ahving sex to a Florida man.It's rare for a woman to be arrested for child porn, a federal official t ... More >>

Girls Gone Wild At Scout Bar: A Mostly Boobless Bust (NSFW)

Photo and videos by Matthew KeeverSadly (or not), this is about as sexy as Girls Gone Wild got at Scout Bar Saturday.​As Rocks Off pulled into Scout Bar's parking lot at 8:30 on Saturday night, we saw a large Girls Gone Wild tour bus with some poor guy's daughter's 20-foot image plastered on t ... More >>

With Nothing Better To Do, San Antonio Cops Raid Porno Theater And Find Old Dudes Jacking Off

​There was a lot that puzzled us about this sordid little tale out of San Antonio.Bexar County deputies raided an adult video theater and arrested three men Thursday evening after they were seen performing sexual acts on themselves, officials said. Jose Valenzuela, 51, Alvie W. Baird, 83, and Rey ... More >>

Pop Rocks: Just Create A Sex-Tape Channel Already

​The celebrity world was rocked yesterday by news that country singer Mindy McCready's sex tape was about to hit the streets. Okay, maybe "rocked" is the wrong word. How about "briefly distracted from Kate Gosselin's behavior on Dancing with the Stars?" Time was, a sex-tape scandal was cause for ... More >>

Teen Porn 101

If they're taking their laptops and cell phones to bed with them, it's probably not to do homework.

News From The Job Market: It's So Bad, You'll (Allegedly) Put Up With A Boss Masturbating On You

From www.kusaaviation.com/Kyle.asp​How many times does your boss have to masturbate on or around you before you quit your job?(Before you answer, remember, these are troubled times. Employment rates are tumbling and it could take months, even years, to get another gig. Especially one with he ... More >>

My Ding-a-Ling: Iggy Pop, Tommy Lee and Rock's Other Dirk Digglers

This album isn't called Fore! because Huey Lewis likes to play golf...​So the other day, Rocks Off wrote briefly about Huey Lewis in regards to the Back To The Future soundtrack, not even thinking to chime in just a little bit about his reportedly huge male member. You know that certain part of th ... More >>

How Is Price-Gouging Like Pornography?

Fried Rice: This Just In from Levi (Guitar Center)

Get Lit: American Unzipped: In Search of Sex and Satisfaction, by Brian Alexander

Porn actress uses former schoolmate's name

What's in a name?

Live Shots: Lone Star Porn Star

Podnography

And you thought those audio files were only used for music

Lez Hook Up

A new mockumentary teaches ladies How to Pick Up Girls

Ladies Who Lust

Women's writings get steamy at Urban Aphrodite

Porn Again

The Girl Next Door looks familiar, but at least her admirers are new

Rocket Man

How one enterprising Johnson Space Center physicist followed his dream to Hollywood and porn stardom

True Believer

A pastor finally finds peace, four years after being accused of kiddie porn

Graven Images

A respected preacher gets busted for child pornography on his computer. Has he delved into the worst of cyberspace depravity or just the stuff of scholarly research?

Porn to Sell

Product placement comes to adult videos...hey, watch where you put that thing!

Performance Tarts

Have acts like Bozo Porno Circus and My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult run out of folk to offend?

Fine Fusion

Roberto Zucco takes a haunting look at conformity

Rotation

Parting Shot

Almost 25 years ago, graphics man Alan Berrent took Hustler "into the pink." Before he dies, he wants to make amends.

Porn Yesterday

The hugely ambitious Boogie Nights revisits the sex-film world of the 1970s

Two for the Road

In which our man in Dallas joins Sofia Staks, Kayla Kleevage and other noted First Amendment activists on a mission to rescue Houston from the pashas of prudery. Or something like that.

The Naked Eye

Laura Letinsky's explicit photographs explore the ambiguity of ordinary sex