Pornography

Sean Walsh: Feds Send Him Child-Porn Catalog, He Orders, Is Busted

Modern marketing involves aggressively targeting a potential customer and then quickly and efficiently fulfilling his needs. And when you think of the words "efficiently" and "fulfilling his needs" you think of nothing else but the federal government right? Right? Okay, okay -- maybe the feds don' ... More >>

Coco Brown: Porn Star Will Blast Into Space, And We Find NASA Mission Names For The Ensuing X-Rated Film

Coco Brown, a porn actress we've heard of even though she's the star of such films as Bomb Ass Pussy 2 and Sperma Hotel, is headed for space. According to media reports which we have a hard time believing, Brown is paying $100,000 to be taken up by private Dutch company Space XC, home for all your ... More >>

Yraias Ruiz Salas, 66, Caught with Naked 53-Year-Old Prostitute and the Pictures to Prove It

For the most part, porn films don't involve older people because, well, the average degenerate doesn't want to watch the elderly get it on. Most filthy porn-loving freaks prefer young, nubile and possibly cosmetically enhanced "actors" doing the nasty for their viewing pleasure. So, even if the old ... More >>

Shane Trumble: Extensive Child Porn Collection and Kids' Underwear Found in New Caney Trailer Home (This Is So Wrong)

This dude's alleged actions are grosser than grossest. It also may be disturbing to some readers -- you've been warned. At approximately 6 p.m. Wednesday, Montgomery County Precinct 4 Constables requested a search of the New Caney motor home occupied by Shane Anthony Trumble, his father and his ... More >>

Erika Perdue: Feds Bust Dallas "Socialite" for Huge Hoard of Child Porn

In a story so stunning and disturbing it's taken the Hair Balls Crime Bureau four days to summon the gumption to write up, a wealthy 41-year-old Dallas woman has been arrested and charged with possession of child pornography. According to investigators, at least some of it consisted of extremely gra ... More >>

Abe Fiszer: Houston Fire Department Captain Resigns After Kiddy Porn Bust

According to a criminal complaint on file in the Harris County Courthouse, Saul Abraham "Abe" Fiszer, an 18-year-veteran of the Houston Fire Department, had been struggling with pornography addiction for some time. He and his wife had been working through it, and Fiszer had sought counseling. Unf ... More >>

Capsule Art Reviews: "Book Report," "New Formations: Czech Avant-Garde Art and Modern Glass from the Roy and Mary Cullen Collection"

Capsule Stage Reviews: Damaged Divas of the Decades, Debbie Does Dallas, the Musical, Galveston! the Musical!, Guys and Dolls

HeckleVision: Cyber Seduction

Invasion of Piracy

Illegal downloading costs the film industry billions of dollars per year. But does the legal strategy designed to recoup this lost bounty amount to extortion?

Houston Literary Magazine Tries To Convince the IRS It's Not Porn

Purveyors of filth​NANO Fiction, a bi-annual publication of "flash fiction, prose poems, and micro essays of 300 words or fewer," is holding a fund-raiser. Why? So it can prove to the IRS it isn't porn. Eric Todd, an associate editor, says NANO Fiction is trying to qualify as a non-profit, ... More >>

William Gammon, Prominent Homeowners Association Attorney, Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charges

William Gammon pleads guilty to child porn possession​William Gammon, a leading figure in the move to make highly annoying homeowners associations even more powerful and annoying, has entered a guilty plea to charges of possessing child pornography, the U.S. Attorney's Office announced today. ... More >>

Eric Allison: Alleged Child Molester Fished Dirty Diapers Out of Family-Restaurant Dumpsters

These are TOO CLEAN, damnit.​We're not sure if there's a 12-step group for (alleged) child molesters, but if so, Eric Allison's introduction might go like this: "Hi everyone. My name is Eric, and I (allegedly) fish dirty diapers out of trash bins at popular family entertainment establishments ... More >>

Taking Dogs to Restaurants and Bars: Why Stop There? (Five Other Options to Consider)

Take me to the porno shop, please.​Houston, all of a sudden, has given rise to a movement demanding that people be allowed to take their dogs to restaurants and bars. The Boneyard Drinkery on Washington Avenue, for instance, exists just so people can do that. Why stop there? There are plenty ... More >>

Justin Michael Lee: Texas Revokes His Pediatric-Anesthesiology License Over Child-Porn Ring

Justin Michael Lee's license revoked​The Texas Medical Board has revoked the license of a pediatric anesthesiologist who pleaded guilty to involvement in an online child porn file-sharing site. Justin Michael Lee, who had been practicing most recently in Phoenix, pleaded guilty to "tran ... More >>

Johnny Perales: Porn On Work Laptop Lands Corpus Asst. City Manager In Hot Water

No longer scheduled in Corpus​We coastal Texan men are apparently a randy, lonely lot. Even as Galveston cops plucked the Seawall Spanker -- a publicly masturbating surfing aficionado -- from his car on the edge of the Gulf, another case of [presumably] jacking off in a manner unbecoming of a ... More >>

Jerry Wilson: When The Boss (Allegedly) Makes You Watch Pig-Sex Videos

Watching women get it on with the other white meat​There's nothing like a video of someone fucking a pig to spoil a perfectly fine day at the office.So say, at least, a trio of women who are suing their boss for sexual harassment, claiming he exposed himself and had them watch a pornographic video ... More >>

Five Other Bands Calvin College Won't Invite Anytime Soon

​Calvin College, the "distinctly Christian, academically excellent liberal arts college" in Grand Rapids, Mich., doesn't want you to associate the school with pornography. That means no New Pornographers show: Regrettably, Calvin College has decided to rescind its invitation to the band, The ... More >>

Lotus Effect Reacts To HPMA Win Rather... Dramatically

Each Wednesday, Rocks Off arbitrarily appoints one lucky local performer or group "Artist of the Week," bestowing upon them all the fame and grandeur such a lofty title implies. Know a band or artist that isn't awful? Email their particulars to sheaserrano@gmail.com. ​Here's part of a email ... More >>

Inside Ozone Magazine's Sex Issue

Welcome back to Five Spot. Every Friday, we'll examine a recent bit of music news and, albeit sometimes awkwardly, tie it to a bit of Houston rap. We'll incorporate the number five in there somewhere. Send tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. ​ Ozone magazine, the preeminent name in Southern rap p ... More >>

Thank God He's An Idiot

Child-porn producer pleads guilty

Artist of the Week: Tim Qualls, Not the Local Cable Host, But He Does Know "Thong Song"

Each Wednesday, Rocks Off arbitrarily appoints one lucky local performer or group "Artist of the Week," bestowing upon them all the fame and grandeur such a lofty title implies. Know a band or artist that isn't awful? Email their particulars to introducingliston@gmail.com. ​ It is completely possi ... More >>

Found Footage Festival

Discarded home movies get the attention they always wished they’d had

Marge Simpson In Playboy Two Franchises On The Way Down

​So it seems Marge Simpson is appearing in Playboy: Simpsons matriarch Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of Playboy magazine, becoming the first cartoon character in the publication's history.The November issue sees Marge posing on a chair with the distinctive Playboy Bunny logo. It marks the 2 ... More >>

Soderbergh's True Character

Sasha Grey plays the part — or a part — of herself in The Girlfriend Experience.

No Sex Please, We’re British

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What We Lose, And What We Gain, If Texas Secedes

Rick Perry, our governor, has taken a steep dive off the sanity cliff with his preachin'-to-the-Rush-choir talk of seceding from the United States.This may be hard to imagine, but we think Perry might not have thought the whole thing through so well. And not just because he's presented the image of ... More >>

Top Ten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Photos

It's that time of the year, time for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, when young hetero boys first discover the joys of women in bathing suits, when angry mothers and librarians fire off letters to SI decrying the pornography that the magazine has become. In tribute, here's a quick review of ... More >>

Top Ten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Photos

It's that time of the year, time for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, when young hetero boys first discover the joys of women in bathing suits, when angry mothers and librarians fire off letters to SI decrying the pornography that the magazine has become. In tribute, here's a quick review of ... More >>

The Midnight Meat Train

All aboard for the blood-and-guts buffet

Five Spot: Jack White, The Edge, Jimmy Page and the Mediocrity of Your Life

A compendium of Cure-related information

The Only One

Seven Deadly Sins: Celebrity Edition

Chuck Rosenthal on trial, Metro Q Cards and a Scandal Scorecard

The Great Deleter takes the stand

Snit's Dog and Pony Show

Action!

Oh, You Animal

"Go Wild" with your honey at the Houston Zoo

Freaky Frames

These toons are Sick & Twisted

Best Laid Plans

Michael Winterbottom delivers the sex, and not much else

Boys Do Cry

The band nearly broke apart before the Cure finally took

A Fan's Notes

Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003

Holmes Fried

Wonderland leaves you wondering about its characters

Not Normal

Randall White's characters live a little left of center

George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic

Saturday, October 26

Best Novelty Store

Erotic Cabaret

Best Adult Videos

Friendly Mart

DJ Peretz

Friday, January 11

A Diva in the Making

Chanel Dita wants to champion transgender rights. But first, she's got a date with Jerry Springer.

Clubland

A Star Is Porn

Annie Sprinkle: Performance artist par X-cellence?