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As set forth in the official "Give Any Song From the Offspring of a Local Icon at Least Three Weeks of Listening Before Rendering Judgment" Doctrine that we did not just make up, we've given "Ballin', Smashin'," the debut single from Trae's son Lil Jared, the prerequisite amount of listening time.
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