Ray Hafner

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    November 2, 2006

    All of Borat, All of Time

    Dammit, with all the Borat hoopla, I can't get his broken English out of my head. For the last two weeks, I've been "laughing on" the comedic stylings of my coworkers John and Rich. I can't stop excitedly refering to the restroom as a "lav-a-torrrry." And I've developed a new line in trying to woo ... More >>

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    August 24, 2006

    They Got Next

    Daniel Kramer Seems like yesterday that young Haf was crashing local prom parties... Journalistic powerhouse USA Today has an interesting story today about the young people. Seems TV's Judy Woodruff and a team from MacNeil/Lehrer Productions are traveling the country, hoping to speak to and lea ... More >>

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    August 10, 2006

    But What About Our Aggie Jokes? Quick: Spot the mental giant... Did you know Texas A&M is the fifth best university in the entire country? Yeah, neither did we. That is, until we stumbled across Washington Monthly's Annual College Guide. After years of tearing apart the U.S. News rankings (one of the media's favo ... More >>

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    August 8, 2006

    The Mens, He Can Throw

    Apropos of nothing, other than this little gem making the rounds on the internets, we offer up the funniest video to ever feature Katy High School and Sacha Baron Cohen's crazy Kazakhstan newsman, Borat. Watch as Borat tells head coach Gary Joseph he can throw a rock 15 meters to hit a Gypsy. " ... More >>

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    August 3, 2006

    That's Hotze

    Ray Hafner We can't quite put our finger on it, but something seems shady... So I was just strolling through the Galleria last weekend to pick up some shoes and a Chinese herbal tea infusion set when I spotted this three-story banner ad for the Hotze Health and Wellness Center. "Health and welln ... More >>

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    July 28, 2006

    Losers Win

    "Vote, er, don't vote for me." Any poll that has you in last place can't be good for a politician. Unless, of course, that poll is taking place on Wonkette, and the subject is "Who is Running the Worst Campaign in America?" The voters at Wonkette clearly think Texas Democratic gubernatorial ca ... More >>

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    July 21, 2006

    Oh, Slap!

    Fisticuffs? Let's hope they turn around and make up. First Press prom king Ray Hafner spotted it on KPRC. Then it started buzzing around the blogosphere: President Bush slapped Al Green. Whoa — could Dubya have decked the Reverend during a soulful rendition of "Let's Stay Together," perh ... More >>

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    April 20, 2006

    Cold Cuts: Bun B vs. Byron Crawford

    Our new recurring feature raids the deli tray of H-town-related rap beefs

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    October 13, 2005

    Art, Music and Crap

    It's all there -- in a neat little package -- at WestFest Compressed

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    September 15, 2005
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    June 30, 2005

    Final Tally

    Houston Press does well in national, state contests

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    June 2, 2005

    Simply Stated

    Houston Press staffers finish well in the Lone Star competition

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    October 28, 2004

    Shooting the Puck

    High school camera crews score the big one: the Aeros' halftime show

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    March 11, 2004
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    October 2, 2003

    Go, Baby, Go

    Behind the barricades with the Pro-Life Cougars and their dead-fetus pictures