Robert Hantman

  • Blogs

    August 23, 2013

    Michael Brown Sues The Guy He Hired to Save His Companies

    Here's a riddle: What do you do when you are facing sentencing in federal court for choking a flight attendant after telling her you wanted to "fuck" her and a co-worker, while at the same time ignoring another judge's bench warrant for your arrest? Well, if you're Michael "Act Like Your [sic] Enj ... More >>

  • News

    August 8, 2013

    Not on Hand

    Dr. Michael Brown a no-show at hearing; judge issues warrant.

  • Blogs

    July 31, 2013

    Michael Brown Facing More Jail Time

    A Houston judge issued a warrant for ex-hand surgeon Michael "I am the alpha male and live to suit my dick" Brown's arrest after the alleged anal herpes purveyor failed to appear at a hearing in his divorce case Tuesday. Lawyers for Brown's estranged wife, Rachel, were seeking an emergency order to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2013

    Lawsuit: Michael Brown Sexually Assaulted Unconscious Woman

    Michael "She Had a Nice Ass and I Was Hard" Brown allegedly "sexually assaulted an unconscious woman on his boat in the presence of others," according to a lawsuit filed by Brown's former chief of staff. In the suit, filed in Harris County District Court, Ray von Proctor claims he was demoted as ch ... More >>

  • News

    March 14, 2013

    The Doctor Is in (Jail)

    Michael Brown's wild week.

  • Blogs

    March 7, 2013

    Michael Brown: "I'm Terrified Of Going to Jail"

    Both sides of the Michael "I Am Sorry for Fucking Your Mother Instead of Someone Else" Brown freakshow rested today, and Judge Sheri Dean will deliver her decision Friday at 10:30 a.m. Brown faces a maximum of six months in Harris County Jail if he's found liable for violations of a family court or ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 6, 2013

    Michael Brown's Lawyers: He's Broke, and Jeff Bagwell is Trying to "Take" His Children

    While Michael "Sex Advice Columnist for His Own Daughter" Brown testified in a contempt hearing in Houston this week, lawyers in Miami are continually filing a flurry of papers claiming, among other things, that Brown was too broke to fly his private plane, despite the fact that he recently filed pa ... More >>