What could you do with all the fake tatas on the Rock of Love Bus?
You could make a raft big enough to save all the people from that Hudson River plane crash.
You could rebuild the face of a young burn victim.
You could make one million rubber door stops.
Even as our economy continued to go up in flames like the Toyota Center, the carnival of WTF kept trolling along this week. It seemed that every day we saw something so asinine and foolish that we couldn't keep up. Jackson Family slavery museums, rock and roll fantasy camps, Kid Rock's new beer, "Assteriods" with Diamond Dave, and Glenn Danzig's new dating show kept WTF Island at full capacity.
We found out this week that the Jackson Five's Marlon Jackson, brother of Michael, is helping to fin
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Rocks Off was recently able to conduct an e-mail interview with comedian / musician Stephen Lynch, who plays tomorrow night (Saturday, April 4) at the Verizon Wireless Theater.
Rocks Off: We'll get the dry, technical question out of the way first: what comes
first, the music or the lyrics? Do they arrive together?
Stephen Lynch: It's different every time. Sometimes the music will come to me, and bounce
around in my head for a year or two before I figure out the lyrics.
Photo courtesy of VlastulaSeriously. Why do I torture
myself? Why do I find myself creating an appointment television
relationship with MTV's reality show, The Hills? And by reality
I mean as real as Heidi Montag's tits.
Frankly, I think it's pretty
much basically sick to be a thirtysomething married woman who is so
deeply obsessed with a show that follows a bunch of vapid, rich Los
Angelitos in their early 20s who are rich because they are vapid.
(Make sense
So Eminem is back. Eminem. A man who is a paradox wrapped inside an enigma and served with two joints and a beer. The man has totally homophobic and misogynistic lyrics, yet he has performed with Elton John and is, by all accounts, a loving single dad to his little girl. He seems dumb as dirt in some interviews, but his lyrics are sharp and way witty. I hate him, but I love him. You know.He's been under the radar for several years...pretty much since 2004. Now he's got a new album out, Relapse,
