Ron Jeremy

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2014

    Zapruder Analysis Of Video Resume Of Redneck Seeking Job As NFL Fullback

    There was a time when the avenue to virtually every vocation in sports or in media was a cookie cutter, a very fixed blueprint. If you wanted to become a journalist, you majored in journalism, worked at a small newspaper, worked at a bigger newspaper, before finally hitting it big in a major marke ... More >>

  • News

    November 7, 2013

    The Dark Tale of the Porn Star, the Dead Millionaire and the Tortured Beauty Queen

    The twisted tale of a male stripper from San Antonio who became Miami's biggest porn star before being accused of murder and torturing a teenage beauty queen.

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2013

    What Has Happened to Washington Avenue?

    To be perfectly honest, I never much cared for Washington Avenue. Then again, I don't have anything resembling what you might call a South Beach personality. I tend to shun velvet ropes and collared shirts after hours, and I definitely prefer either a band be onstage or to hang out somewhere you don ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 26, 2012

    Louis Vuitton Obsession: Domain Seizure Reminds Us of Five Things You Shouldn't Buy Online from Random Websites

    As part of the continued crackdown on counterfeit merchandise websites, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement's Homeland Security Investigations announced in a release that it seized 89 Internet domain names last week. Of those 89, a whopping 78 were related to Louis Vuitton, the high-end handbag ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 9, 2012

    Trinity, Texas: Home of the Best Mugshots in the Lone Star State

    Here at Hair Balls Crime Central, we gaze upon many a mugshot in our daily routine. After looking at thousands from dozens and dozens of jurisdictions, we can say beyond a shadow of a doubt than none are consistently as wonderful as those made by the police in Trinity, Texas. The people behind the ... More >>

  • Music

    January 26, 2012

    Montrose Mythology

    Bacchus WineBar & Coffee Shop was named after the right Greek god.

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2011

    Bartender Chat: Chelsea Drummond of The Dubliner

    ​It's halfway to St. Patrick's Day (truth), so we popped into The Dubliner earlier this week to...celebrate? Sure, why not? While sipping a Guinness, we started talking to Chelsea, a California native who's been living in Houston for three years. Her friends thought she was nuts for leaving th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2011

    11 Sultry, Sexy Cowgirls on World War II Planes (NSFW)

    One of the great things about World War II airplanes, beyond their role in bringing down two savage dictatorships, was the nose art. Officers were given pretty much carte blanche on what they could paint on the side of their aircraft, and many used women, scantily clad to one 1940's degree or anoth ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2011

    Six People Who Should Have Never Tried To Rap

    The hip-hop world is a less than sensible place -lots of times, you're even required to clarify when bad means bad and when bad means good- so once a week we're going to get with a rapper and ask them to explain things. Have something you always wanted to ask a rapper? Email ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2011

    This Week in Deliciousness

    Whatsa matter, McFly? CHICKEN?!​Welcome back to the weekly roundup here at Eating Our Words, where sometimes we like to go out to the fishin' hole, throw in a couple dozen lit cans of Sterno, and have ourselves a big ol' boiled fish party. No, that's not a nutria dipped in pubic hair, it's R ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2011

    The Next Big Thing from Ron Jeremy Isn't in His Pants​No, it's not a joke. Ron Jeremy is taking his talents from the world of hard-core pornography to the realm of hard liquor with Ron de Jeremy, a new line of "adult rum" (not to be confused with all the rum you drank as a child). The adult film industry icon partnered up with 72 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2010

    Friday Night: Fat Tony And B L A C K I E At The Mink

    Photos by Marco TorresFat Tony and B L A C K I E. See what Tony was up to before his big night in our slideshow.​Fat Tony, B L A C K I E The Backroom at the Mink November 26, 2010 10:48 p.m.: Ah, the age-old Jacket Dilemma: Tonight, it is 40 or so degrees outside. And the only viable (free) p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2010

    The Top Five Bank-Robbery Scene Soundtracks

    ​It's been quite a summer for bank robberies in the Bayou City. It seems like more banks are being plundered than ever before by a rogue's gallery that includes the XXXL Bandit, the "Master of Disguise" and the Bicycle Brigands. Whether coincidence or felonious response to a dismal economy, th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 16, 2010

    Game Time: USC Sanctions -- A Lesson in Media Logic (or Lack Thereof)

    She cheered the Lane Kiffin hire, too​If you take Brian Cushing's four-game suspension and Reggie Bush's single handed takedown of his alma mater's football program -- two of the biggest football stories of the last two months -- and go to connect them "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"-style, the easy ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2010

    Hip Hop Honors Doesn't Totally Embarrass The South

    VH1 honored the Dirty South for the 2010 edition of Hip-Hop Honors. We flew out there and sat in on the taping this past weekend. Or we Tivo'd it while we put our kids to bed and then watched it afterwards. One of those is true. Willie D​ 8:00 p.m.: Oh, good. Darrell from The Office is hosting to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2010

    Al & Tipper: Five Political Marriages We Thought Would End Before Theirs

    "Just 10 more years of this and I'm free"​If you've been wondering why the internet is full of awful global-warming related puns today, it's because Al and Tipper Gore have announced that, after 40 or so years of marriage, things are just not going to work out.We're guessing there are some shoes a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 16, 2009

    Take Har Mar Superstar Seriously or Not? Your Call.

    This guy has nothing on Har Mar Superstar. The R&B singer and Ron Jeremy lookalike has worked the pink-manties look for the better part of this decade. He is, after all, a self-styled lover. Fresh off his cameo as a rival roller derby coach in Whip It (and his excellent cover of "Never My Love" ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2009

    Ask a Rapper: Yung Chill

    The hip-hop world is a less than sensible place - lots of times, you're even required to clarify when bad means bad and when bad means good - so once a week we're going to get with a rapper and ask them to explain things. Have something you always wanted to ask a rapper? Email it to introducinglisto ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 2, 2009

    Five Spot: Greeting 2009 Z-Ro Style

    Welcome back to The Five Spot. Every Friday, we'll examine a recent bit of music news and list five reasons why it's either brilliant or dumb-assed. Send tips to Just because you probably missed it, we'd like to take a second to bring to your attention that 2008 is over ... More >>

  • Music

    March 22, 2007

    Vanilla Ice

    The rapper turns children's show star -- maybe

  • Music

    July 20, 2006

    Cross-Dressing Confessional

    The deflowering of a Rocky Horror Picture Show virgin

  • Music

    May 4, 2006

    James Brown

    Tuesday, May 9, at the Verizon Wireless Theater, 520 Texas, 713-230-1600

  • News

    December 8, 2005

    Girls Gone Wild

    It's a regular bacchanal in one small town

  • Calendar

    October 13, 2005

    Buy Sexual

    Brothel owner and Cathouse star Dennis Hof is the next Hef

  • Music

    June 2, 2005

    Color Me Impressed

    Houston's Spain Colored Orange drops the Charade and inks an indie record deal

  • Film

    June 24, 2004

    Burning Bright

    Twin tigers light up the screen in Two Brothers

  • Film

    April 8, 2004

    Porn Again

    The Girl Next Door looks familiar, but at least her admirers are new

  • Calendar

    December 11, 2003

    Still Toxie After All These Years

    Lloyd Kaufman's gross-out Troma Studios has a long history of setting the pace for mainstream movies

  • Music

    June 12, 2003

    Washington Avenue Rocks

    Jagi Katial cobbles together a local festival worth cheering about

  • Music

    August 15, 2002

    Home from La-La Land

    Tony Avitia picks up the pieces of his Broken Note

  • Music

    May 10, 2001

    A Spanking Good Time

    Who's really feeling the pain as S&M emerges from its underground dungeons?

  • Music

    July 13, 2000

    Radio Gaga

    A KISS goodbye?

  • Music

    November 19, 1998


    Korn ignores critics of its heavy metal attitude

  • News

    January 2, 1997

    Two for the Road

    In which our man in Dallas joins Sofia Staks, Kayla Kleevage and other noted First Amendment activists on a mission to rescue Houston from the pashas of prudery. Or something like that.