Subject: Sage Rosenfels

• No, Seriously, They Won

  October 2, 2006

• Mean Joe Greene Meets Avril Lavigne: Texans-Cowboys from the Press Box

  August 27, 2007

• Dear Diary: Somebody Save the Houston Texans from Themselves

  October 22, 2007

• Over the Weekend: Texas Hip-Hop, Drinking, Billy Joel and Sage Rosenfels

  December 10, 2007

• Texans-Broncos: Houston Wins (Although It Doesn’t Really Count), Ahman Green Injured (Although That Was Expected)

  August 11, 2008

• Texans-Colts: Houston Needs to Go to Finishing School

  October 5, 2008

• Houston Texans Remain Positive, and Maybe That’s the Problem

  October 7, 2008

• Matt Schaub Injured and Out for At Least Four Games

  November 3, 2008

• Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking: This One Was All Kubiak

  November 4, 2008

• Texans-Ravens: Just Why Exactly Is Houston Favored to Win?

  November 8, 2008

• Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking: Well, It Could Be Worse

  November 11, 2008

• Texans' Downhill Swing Likely to Pick up Momentum Against Colts

  Peyton to Texans: "See you sissies in Hell" Wow, was it just three weeks ago that the Texans were 3-4 and people were talking playoffs? Time sure does fly, doesn’t it? The Texans are now 3-6 and are playing the Indianapolis Colts this weekend. The Texans haven’t had a lot of luck against the Colts – the teams have met 13 times, and the Texans have won once. Once. The Texans almost won their last matchup against the Colts, until Sage Rosenfels tried to go all John Elway and failed.

  November 14, 2008

• Wednesday Morning Quarterbacking: Special Post-Amsterdam Edition

  So I was in Amsterdam for the weekend – working on those frequent flyer miles – and I missed the Texans’ 33-27 loss to the Indianapolis Colts. However, the BBC World Service did manage to show highlights from the Titans/Jaguars game. After the game, Gary Kubiak went with the “we had a good effort” excuse, coupled with the “we came up a couple of plays short” line of thinking. So in other words, I missed the game, but I didn’t miss the game. It was just like many games the

  November 19, 2008

• Who Knew Jacques Reeves Was So Awesome? A Jaguars-Texans Pregame Report

  I've got to apologize to everyone. I didn't know that I was an idiot. I honestly thought that I actually knew something about football. But thanks to the Chron's John McClain, I now know that what I thought I knew I didn't know. Seriously. You see, I thought that Jacques Reeves, the defensive back for the Houston Texans, was a lousy football player. After all, the Dallas Cowboys didn't want him anymore, and their defensive backfield was full of holes. And with my eyes I've seen him get

  December 1, 2008

• Texans-Titans: Paging Sage Rosenfels

  Hey, the Texans have won three straight games. And they even had to go out in miserable weather and defeat the Packers to win last week -- you know, it's kind of shame that it snowed on Wednesday night and couldn't wait until Sunday so that Texans fans, who have been known to whine when the roof is open and the temp is hot, couldn't have experienced some real football weather. But can the Texans make it four straight? Well, if you believe some of the writers over at the Chron, the answer i

  December 12, 2008

• Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking: Texans Settle Into Mediocrity

  Okay, so the Texans beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday to finish their second straight season at 8-8. That's two seasons in a row of mediocrity. Can I have a YAY TEAM! Over at the Chron, Richard Justice thinks the team is heading in the right direction and has turned the corner. He likes how Gary Kubiak gets the team mentally into the next game. Just like he got the team mentally into those games with Pittsburgh, Oakland, Baltimore, and Minnesota. (Never mind what Justice wrote earlier

  December 30, 2008

• Can the Houston Texans Get Garcia In This Rosenfels Trade? Jeff Can Come, Too

  Photo by gr750 NFL free agency starts today. And since the Houston Texans are trading Sage Rosenfels to the Minnesota Vikings, they find themselves in desperate need of a backup quarterback. And with Matt Schaub as the number one QB, the Texans are going to desperately need a proven backup for those games when Schaub is injured. There are several semi-prominent quarterbacks who will be available on the free agent market, and some of them might actually consider giving the Texans a shot. Kerr

  February 27, 2009

• Can the Houston Texans Get Garcia In This Rosenfels Trade? Jeff Can Come, Too

  Photo by gr750 NFL free agency starts today. And since the Houston Texans are trading Sage Rosenfels to the Minnesota Vikings, they find themselves in desperate need of a backup quarterback. And with Matt Schaub as the number one QB, the Texans are going to desperately need a proven backup for those games when Schaub is injured. There are several semi-prominent quarterbacks who will be available on the free agent market, and some of them might actually consider giving the Texans a shot. Kerr

  February 27, 2009

• Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking: Texans Settle Into Mediocrity

  Okay, so the Texans beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday to finish their second straight season at 8-8. That's two seasons in a row of mediocrity. Can I have a YAY TEAM! Over at the Chron, Richard Justice thinks the team is heading in the right direction and has turned the corner. He likes how Gary Kubiak gets the team mentally into the next game. Just like he got the team mentally into those games with Pittsburgh, Oakland, Baltimore, and Minnesota. (Never mind what Justice wrote earlier

  December 30, 2008

• Texans-Titans: Paging Sage Rosenfels

  Hey, the Texans have won three straight games. And they even had to go out in miserable weather and defeat the Packers to win last week -- you know, it's kind of shame that it snowed on Wednesday night and couldn't wait until Sunday so that Texans fans, who have been known to whine when the roof is open and the temp is hot, couldn't have experienced some real football weather. But can the Texans make it four straight? Well, if you believe some of the writers over at the Chron, the answer i

  December 12, 2008

• Here We Go Again

  It's football time (cringe)

  September 7, 2006

• The Texans' Owen Daniels, Conducting His Contract Holdout Via Facebook

  You might have heard the news today that Houston Texans tight end Owen Daniels has decided to join Texans defensive back Dunta Robinson by not reporting for "voluntary" off-season training activities today. And both are holding out for a better contract offer from the Texans.But Daniels took his hold-out that extra step today when he decided to use his Facebook page to vent his anger. Now I'm not one of Daniels' Facebook friends, so I don't have actual access to his Facebook page. Luckily for us

  June 9, 2009

• Rex Grossman: Can He Become One Of the Top Five Texans QBs Ever?

  The Houston Texans have signed former Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman. Do a Google-news search for the move and one of the first things that comes up is this, from a fan blog: Now on to the butt of many Chicago jokes...Rex Grossman. June 12th 2009 is a day that should go down in Chicago history, the day Rex Grossman officially is not our problem anymore. On Friday the 12th of June in a move that would baffle even Al Davis, the Houston Texans signed QB Rex Grossman to compete for the back

  June 15, 2009

• Never Depend On A QB Named "The Sex Cannon"

  I stumbled over to the Texans website the other day, and after looking through things for a bit, I guess that I should buy my Super Bowl tickets because, if you listen to Texans employee Marc Vandermeer, this is an outstanding team at every position on the field. I especially like how he calls the signing of Rex "The Sex Cannon" Grossman an outstanding addition to the team.But as a friend of mine who is big into fantasy football told me, the mere thought of Grossman taking a single snap as the T

  July 2, 2009

• No More Bull

  August 27, 2009