I hate to be the bearer of bad news, rodeo bullriders, but we're rooting
against you. Don't take it personally, it's just that when wagering on
an average human male vs. 1,500 pounds of pissed off ungulate, we're
taking the bull. And wearing that pansy-ass body armor isn't very
endearing either. In any event, here are some of the more memorable
bovine assaults in cinema history:5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Movie experts agree the "fetchez la vache" sequence is still
among cinema's
Galveston prosecutors say David Hisey stole more than $700,000 from his elderly parents, murdered them, then lived with their dead bodies. David says he did what his parents wanted.
In which our intrepid reporter goes searching for the heart of America on a trailer pad. And finds disappointment, isolation, kindness and a great way to cook himself a turkey.
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In Houston, June 21 comes and goes with very little fanfare. While technically it's the first day of summer, anyone can tell you summer around here started about two months ago. Nonetheless, it seems like a shame to leave all the celebrating to the pagans; why, they don't even have a single stadium church to their name.
Even if you're a day or two late (like we are... long weekend), it still might be nice to drag the barbeque grill into the shade of one of Houston's g
