We at the Houston Press are pretty broken up about the closing of the Penthouse Club. Not because any of us were frequent patrons, of course (*cough*), or because we aren't wholly convinced the City's efforts to shutter "gentlemen's clubs" will eliminate crime as we know it, but because the strip club has contributed so much to popular film culture. To wit:5. Bachelor Party (1987)
What was it about the '80s that inspired so many strip club scenes? I don't know Mr. Meese, why don't you tell us
One of the only things Rocks Off loves as much as Tom Petty and chicken-fried steak is NBC's brilliant, multiple Emmy-winning 30 Rock, which he thinks is the best TV comedy since The Larry Sanders Show. Now he loves it even more after last night's deliciously twisted episode, "Senor Macho Solo."
Besides baby-crazy lead Liz Lemon's (Tina Fey) ill-fated romance with a dwarf (Peter Dinklage, The Station Agent) after mistaking him for a child, and her boss Jack Donaghy's (Alec Baldwin) t
Regular readers may be aware that Rocks Off has become somewhat obsessed with NBC's 30 Rock lately. Actually, that's not true. He's been obsessed with the show since the first time he saw it - Alec Baldwin is a comedic genius, and oh, that Tina Fey - but its recent tendency to insert plotlines about Janis Joplin and allusions to ZZ Top has really driven him around the bend.
Like the guy at the end of the bar still convinced Martians killed JFK, Rocks Off is sure there's a red-blooded
OMG OMG OMG Salma Hayek breast fed a baby in Sierra Leone OMG OMG OMG!
Seriously, what is this, the next Yalta Conference? You would think so, given the reaction of the popular and not-so-popular press.
Google "Salma Hayek breastfeeding" and you'll get such lovely quotes and comments as "Lucky baby" and "She's got enough to feed the needy" and "I don't care if it's Hayek, breastfeeding's gross" on Yardbarker and other sites. In addition to such lovely chatter, the event won "biggest eyebrow
