I want to have sex with Seth Rogen, the star of the upcoming Observe and Report (and numerous other Judd Apatow-type vehicles). But why?First up, let me say that Miss Pop Rocks is happily married, and she wouldn't cheat on her man even if Mr. Rogen showed up at her house with a box of Godivas and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. But in theory -- in a purely theoretical way -- I want to have sex with him.And this makes no sense to me.Biology seems to suggest that as a woman, I should be attract
Dom DeLuise -- actor, chef, and father of that guy who was on 21
Jump Street -- passed away Monday at the age of 75. Rather than
wallow in misery and grief at the loss of another of cinema's titans, we
prefer to look back fondly at a movie career mostly spent co-starring
alongside Gene Wilder and Burt Reynolds.5. "I always wanted to be...Captain America!" -- The Cannonball
Run (1981)
Let's be honest, the best part of any Hal Needham movie is the outtake
reel, and the Cannonball movies are the
Each Wednesday, Rocks Off arbitrarily appoints one lucky local performer or group "Artist of the Week," bestowing upon them all the fame and grandeur such a lofty title implies. Know a band or artist that isn't awful? Email their particulars to introducingliston@gmail.com.Courtesy 10th Grade CutieSmoke Gets In Your Eyes: Rex and Blaine in Super Happy Fun Land's parking lot
We started listening to Friendswood punk rockers 10th Grade Cutie on a semi-regular basis about four weeks ago after someone
I used to review movies (over here, if you care), an endeavor I had to quit for a variety of reasons: my hectic neurosurgery rotation, for one, as well as the increasing physical demands of the new Mrs. Vonder Haar, Carla Gugino. But among the non-imaginary factors influencing my decision was the way all those movies were starting to blur together. I attended, at most, three screenings a week, so it wasn't oversaturation. Early onset dementia? An attention span whittled to nothing by decades
