Sexuality

Maria Calvillo: Nurse's Aide Told Student To "Bend Me Over And F%# Me Tomorrow," Cops Say (NSFW)

No one can accuse Maria Calvillo of being the world's most subtle sexter. The can -- and have -- accused the Taylor High School nurse's aide of having an improper relationship with a student. The 38-year-old is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old senior at the Alief ISD school. Court document ... More >>

Amanda Feenstra, Dance Teacher: Female Student Says She Had Vibrator Sex with Her Too Many Times to Count, Cops Say

A 17-year-old Humble High School student has told cops that she and her dance instructor had sex too many times to count while the teacher's husband was away. The teacher, Amanda Feenstra, faces a felony charge of improper relationship with a student. Court documents show the student said, "There ... More >>

Kathryn Murray: Teacher Accused Of Student Sex In Trouble Again

Kathryn Murray, the Memorial Middle School teacher who's been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old student, is in trouble again KHOU reports that at a hearing today a judge revoked Murray's bond after the boy she allegedly had sex with was discovered at her home. The boy had allegedly run aw ... More >>

Special Texas Edicion: Are There Any Mexican Virgins Who Wait Until Marriage?

And why do Mexicans use lard to refry their beans?

6 Thoughts on Tim Tebow's Lifetime Membership in the Museum of Sex

This past summer, my employer was kind enough to give me a few extra days off around the Fourth of July. Rather than go on an exotic journey somewhere far less humid than Houston, I opted to stay in Houston to relax and experience a few of the Houston landmarks I'd yet to see in my twelve years here ... More >>

The World's Sexiest Wine for Valentine's Day

We've written about wine and sex here before: Since antiquity, wine and the cult of Bacchus and Dionysus have been associated with sexuality and intimacy. Wine -- red in particular, thanks to its polyphenols -- not only diminishes our inhibition ("I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta ... More >>

The Coitus Plays

Confessions of a Mormon Boy

Pop Rocks: Here's Some Gay Sex To Prepare You For Tonight's Glee (NSFW)

Those aren't pillows...​A Very Special Episode of the oft-vilified television variety show Glee airs tonight. Titled "The First Time," it promises to be quite the, uh, humdinger: Television watchdog groups have not been kind to Glee in the past, often taking aim at the show and its stars. So ... More >>

Dr. Brown's Letters to Sophie, Volume III: The Key to an Awesome Orgasm

We're guessing many fathers might feel uncomfortable discussing sex with their daughters. And it's a real shame, because, based on what we're reading in Dr. Michael Brown's "Letters to Sophie," telling your daughter that the key to a happy, successful marriage is to fuck your husband a lot, is in fa ... More >>

10 Texas Answers to a High School Sex-Ed Test

Standardized sex tests for Texas?​Public schools in Washington D.C. are going to start administering a new standardized test to elementary, middle school and high school students. And this one's all about sex. It's the first of its kind in the U.S., but it probably won't be the last. Should s ... More >>

What's the Opposite of Homosexuality? "Holysexuality," Says "Pray the Gay Away" Group

Photo by Mandy OaklanderProtesters say you can't pray gay away.​Outside of the Sugar Creek Baptist Church on Saturday afternoon, about 70 protesters lined the service road waving rainbow signs. Cars honked along with their chants of "We are holy, we are queer!" A dozen protesters were students ... More >>

Aggie Conservatives Denounce Gay Seminar With Single Greatest Quote in 21st-Century Higher Education

Aggie chastity belts available in maroon and white​Conservative groups at Texas A&M are shocked if not outraged if not offended if not panties-wadded about a (gasp!) "Safe and Fun Sex" seminar apparently given by the GLBT Resource Center. Sex therapist Cay Crow (or, as the conservatives' broa ... More >>

Lori Darling David & Other Women Sexing Teens: We Get Ratings From The Playground

Photo courtesy HCSOLori Darling David gets rated on the playground​With Lori Darling David being arraigned on Monday for texting nude photos of herself to a teen-aged boy, and Trishana Broussard going to prison for having sex with teen-aged boys, and with an increasing number of women being a ... More >>

Oral Sex Leads To Intercourse Among Teens, Study Somehow Discovers

It all starts with the oral sex​The Houston Chronicle's Mom blog led us to this amazing piece of scientific research. We'll let the official press release headline speak for itself: "Having oral sex increases likelihood of intercourse among teens."That was the profound conclusion reached by a stud ... More >>

Five Best Sexy-Time Moments Of Campaign 2010 (And "Best" Can Just Mean "Weird")

Nikki Haley: Hey, I did her too!!!​Dear Gawd, there are only four more days left in this hellspawn of an election year. Although we're sure the recounts and voter-fraud investigations will go on forever, most of the activity will be over.There's been a lot to hate about Campaign 2010; there's been ... More >>

Twitter Follow Friday -- My 24 Favorite Tweets From @OMGFactsSex (with commentary)

It's all about the sex​It's a bye week Friday, so we don't have the Texans defense to kick around this week. So I'm going to use my Friday post as a forum to do the new and exciting Friday activity that's sweeping the nation -- telling people to follow other people on Twitter! Riveting! Actuall ... More >>

Houston, You Are No Longer The Most Sexed-Up City, Amazingly Scientific Survey Says

Let's get it on, to beat Miami​If you're reading this, it means you're one of the few Houstonians who is not outside right now, having sex. Or at least that's how we're thinking after having read the results of an extremely informative survey brought to us by the jimmyhat experts at Tro ... More >>

Texas GOP: Thou Shalt Not Go Down On Your Husband, Wife Or Significant Other

Not sold in Texas​The Texas GOP wrapped up their state convention recently, and adopted a platform that includes the usual stuff about Speak English, Dammit, about showing the Ten Commandments inpublic schools, and all the other hot-button issues they like to push.One thing they don't like: Oral s ... More >>

Hey Kids!! Stay In School!! And Here's How You Do Oral And Anal Sex!!

​Administrators at Crosby Middle School in Hitchcock brought in school board trustee Shirley Price to give a motivational speech to students.Probably a good idea -- Price has overcome physical handicaps to get where she is today.Where she is today, though, apparently includes being a motivational ... More >>

Readers Respond, and the Mexican Middle Class

10 Topics You Should Never, Ever Tweet About

​One of the most universally frustrating and equally liberating characteristics about Twitter is that it's wholly unstructured and undefined. No rules, no guidelines, no instructions. When you sign up, you get suggestions at best, and vast white space at worst. You know, it's kinda like colle ... More >>

Sex and Soccer

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The Vibrators

H-Town Blues Festival, with Clarence Carter

Houston Group Helps Fight Against Old People Having Sex

No one wants to think about old people having sex, except maybe old people. And even then they probably think of themselves having sex with much younger people.But -- incredibly, unimaginably -- the most recent issue of the magazine of the American Association of Retired People contained an advertis ... More >>

Houston Women Will Test What Everyone But Doctors Call Female Viagra

SPECIAL CATHOLIC EDITION

Update From Beaumont Cop: Those Orgasms Sucked

HPD Loses $50,000 Worth Of Sex Toys

Shat

Punkish metal brought to you by a bunch of dildos

Young Americans Comedy Tour

From girlfriends to groupies, this is sausage fest humor

Coochie Coup

This racy, riotously funny Conversation is the summer's most entertaining show

Don't Ask, Don't Be

A Houston-area man leads the fight against the ban on gays in the military

Podnography

And you thought those audio files were only used for music

Swing Time

On-site clubs are increasingly popular for fans of instant gratification

Pick Me Up

Turnout at Houston's swingers clubs swells with the young, hip and restless

Best Laid Plans

Michael Winterbottom delivers the sex, and not much else

Empty Sex

John Waters's latest farce strives for nothing more than NC-17

Just Horny or a Hard-Core Addict?

Testing for the abnormal outlooks on sex

Prevailing Perversions

The big ten of deviant lifestyles

God Only Knows

What makes lesbians fight to stay in a church that condemns homosexuality? And should that church remain resolute, or bend to the latest trends?

Black Holes

Houston's newest troupe probes the dark side of infidelity in the underproduced Kama Sutra

Beyond the Missionary Position

Song of Solomon seminar

Sex Toys and Videotape

Adult-shop raids raise the issue of what's nice and what's vice

News of the Weird

Brotherly Love

Ed Burns returns to the subject of sex and sibling rivalry

The Naked Eye

Laura Letinsky's explicit photographs explore the ambiguity of ordinary sex

Barely Down Under

See No Evil, Teach No Evil

A Fort Bend County school district decrees that sex ed should start with abstinence and end with fidelity