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    July 17, 2014
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    May 29, 2014
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    April 3, 2014

    His Teacher Called My Son a Loser. Help!

    Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off's advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! HIS TEACHER CALLED MY SON A LOSER Dear Willie D: My 9-year-old son's teacher called him a lo ... More >>

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    February 27, 2014

    I Know My Mom Is Having an Affair. Help!

    Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off's advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! I KNOW MY MOM IS HAVING AN AFFAIR Dear Willie D: My mom wrecked her car and since then she h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 26, 2014

    Another Teacher Wins in Sexting Case

    Yet again a Texas court has absolved a teacher for being pervy with a student, thanks to a court ruling last year connected to a Houston case. A Fort Worth teacher in this 30s was let off the hook recently and the case dismissed after being arrested for getting all PG/PG-13 with a student at Baxter ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2013

    My Vibrator Intimidates My Boyfriend. Help!

    Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off's advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! DRUG DEALING COLLEGE ROOMMATE Dear Willie D: I'm a sophomore in college and I have the wors ... More >>

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    September 5, 2013 Lets You Get Freaky for Jesus

    There is this group of women who believe that if they only have anal sex, they are still virgins. Apparently, Jesus doesn't recognize sex unless your hymen is disturbed. I think it is written in Leviticus. Well, now we have a whole new ball of candle wax on the nipples to deal with in the form of Ch ... More >>

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    April 11, 2013

    Ask Willie D: Sexually Active Teen; White Man, Black Woman

    Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off's advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! I'M 15: I SMOKE, I DRINK AND I'M SEXUALLY ACTIVE Willie D: I have had sex with five differen ... More >>

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    February 28, 2013

    Ask Willie D: My Wife Wants My Ex Gone

    Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off's advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! ROCK AND A HARD PLACE Willie D, my wife becomes really negative when I talk on the phone with other g ... More >>

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    June 14, 2012
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    June 14, 2012
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    May 31, 2012

    Protecting Gay Kids

    Schools are finally getting tougher on gay bullying.

  • Blogs

    May 17, 2012

    RIP Donna Summer: Disco Queen Dies At 63

    Donna Summer, the disco queen whose salacious songs sometimes clashed with her traditional values, has died of cancer at age 63, TMZ is reporting. Boston native Summer, born LaDonna Andre Gaines, sang in her church choir as a teenager before winning five Grammys and becoming one of the top-selling ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2012

    Gothic Council Legitimizes Gothic Porn as Art (NSFW)

    This debate starts, as many debates do, with your humble narrator taking a poop. Our usual bathroom reading fair is Lovecraft, the Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, and our own Liisa Ladoucuer's Encyclopedia Gothica. No book is better for suited for a quick, random flip-through than her exhaustive list of a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2012

    Patricia Aguilar: Juvenile Probation Officer Busted for Blowing Boot Camp Cadet

    For one delinquent Rio Grande Valley juvenile, a sentence to boot camp was transformed into a ticket to a dream hummer holiday. Somehow we don't think this was what the juvenile criminal justice system had in mind for the unidentified 17-year-old boy.... According to Cameron County Sheriff Omar L ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2011

    Baylor's Awesome "Homosexuality as Gateway Drug" Class Gets New Name

    ​One thing about Baylor: It stands by its convictions, no matter how wacky. Take, for instance, the class they offer called "Homosexuality as Gateway Drug." Some might find that hilariously offensive, or offensively hilarious, but Baylor knows it is a serious look at how homosexuality can lea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2011

    (Not So) Odd Pair: Wine and Sex

    ​The publication, last week, of the first English-language translation of the Japanese manga comic Drops of God by Tadashi Agi (a pseudonym for brother and sister Shin and Yuko Kibayashi) aroused my, ahem, curiosity. I have not yet read it but am dying to. The editors of the prestigious Br ... More >>

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    August 17, 2011

    Sex Cures Teenage Delinquency, UT Study Says

    Love conquers all, UT says.​Worried about your teenaged son or daughter becoming a delinquent? Get them into someone's pants, quick. A new study from the University of Texas says sex is the secret to solving delinquency. But before you get all riled up, understand that it's "romantic" sex the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2011

    Asher Brown: Parent's Lawsuit Details the Alleged Bullying That Led to Suicide

    Asher Brown -- kids feigned anal sex on him​A lawsuit that accuses the Cy-Fair school district of intentionally destroying or hiding evidence has detailed the bullying that 13-year-old Asher Brown went through before he took his life, at least according to his mother. Brown's death drew natio ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2011

    Chefs Taste Test Edible "Marital Aids" for Valentine's Day

    We were terrified of the ball gag, too.​A chef, a pastry chef and a food critic walk into Erotic Cabaret. It's not the beginning of a joke; it's how I spent my Saturday afternoon. I took chef Jonathan Jones of Beaver's and pastry chef Jody Stevens of Jodycakes to the "marital aid" store this ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2010

    Study Finds Women Think About Food Almost as Often as Men Think About Sex​On Monday The Daily Mail reported on a recent study of 5,000 men and women conducted by UK based Shape Smart that found that while men are thinking about sex (36 percent fantasize every half hour), women are focused on food--nearly a quarter of female participants repo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2010

    Seven Best Texas Sex Stories Of 2010

    Feel free to mess with Texans, apparently​'Twas the night before Chritmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except for an ex-surgeon with a suitcase full of dildos.That's just one of the Christmas tales parents can tell their young'ns as the year winds down. We now present ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2010

    Jerry Wilson: When The Boss (Allegedly) Makes You Watch Pig-Sex Videos

    Watching women get it on with the other white meat​There's nothing like a video of someone fucking a pig to spoil a perfectly fine day at the office.So say, at least, a trio of women who are suing their boss for sexual harassment, claiming he exposed himself and had them watch a pornographic video ... More >>

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    October 5, 2010

    Sex With Clients: Texas Lawyers Continue Their Brave Battle To Have It

    Still plenty of action at the State Bar of Texas​Texas lawyers have always been allowed to bone (or be boned by) their clients. No prohibitions, no scolding from the State Bar, no penalties.Everyone's happy, right? And it's not a barter system at all -- in all cases, it's true love between a heroi ... More >>

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    October 4, 2010

    Farewell, Abstinence-Only Sex Education: Teen Mothers Don't Salute You

    Bristol Palin likes abstinence-only now​For the first time in a decade, the federal government is out of the business of funding abstinence-only sex-education programs.Because, as it turns out, teaching kids it's bad to have sex doesn't really stop them from having sex. It just stops them from lea ... More >>

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    August 26, 2010

    Sara Paretsky: Body Work

    The author of the V.I. Warshawski series gives readers another thriller

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2010

    Pop Rocks: Ten Musicians I Want to Have Sex With Less Than Lady Gaga

    ​I understand Lady Gaga's declaration of celibacy last month was something of a big deal, if only because most of us have a hard time believing everyone in the music business isn't vigorously fellating each other on those off days when they're not sacrificing puppies to Clear Channel or auto-tunin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2010

    Quote Of The Day, From The Judge Who Had An Affair With A Prosecutor

    ​The odd case of Charles Dean Hood has been a subject of talk for a while. He was convicted of killing a Plano couple -- there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of doubt about it -- but he's got a unique appellate argument: The judge and his prosecutor had been lovers.Back in our cub-reporting days, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2009

    Fat Husband, Cute Wife. What's Up With That?

    I guess it started with The Honeymooners. You know, sitcom family equals fat husband, cute wife.  According to Jim. King of Queens. Grounded for Life. Still Standing. Hell, even The Simpsons. And the list goes on. What do they have in common? All star a sitcom husband who is fat and schlumpy an ... More >>

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    April 9, 2009
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    August 26, 2008
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    August 21, 2008

    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

    Maggie the Cat heats up the night in Tennessee Williams’s classic Southern tale

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    March 13, 2008
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    December 21, 2007

    The Cult of Dani Campbell

    Okay, so I suppose it’s time to admit that I’ve caught a little bit of MTV’s “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” and all I really have to say about that is HOW COULD SHE HAVE CHOSEN BOBBY OVER DANI? I mean, really. Houston’s very own Vietnamese MySpace nymphette Tila Tequila (whose hea ... More >>

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    October 5, 2007
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    May 7, 2007
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    May 1, 2007
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    August 24, 2006

    Camera Action

    It's sex, streaking and Saran Wrap at the Scavenger Hunt

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    June 15, 2006

    Girls! Undressing!

    But this is serious dance

  • Dining

    January 12, 2006

    Purple Popsicle

    Meteor Lounge

  • Film

    August 19, 2004

    The Blindness of Strangers

    Men deceive and women manipulate in Intimate settings

  • Calendar

    April 22, 2004

    Down Low

    Sex, sex and more sex at Reggae Bodega

  • Culture

    December 19, 2002

    Christmas in Hell

    The Slump XXXmas Show takes irreverence to a new (lower) level

  • Film

    August 9, 2001

    Tasty Slice

    American Pie 2 is sweet trash that turns out to be surprisingly filling

  • Calendar

    June 14, 2001

    The Vaginas Are Coming

    A candid look at what is it and what it means to boys and girls alike

  • News

    December 7, 2000

    Saints, Sacrilege and Retablos

    Cultural activist Macario Ramirez goes on a holy war against a local art gallery

  • News

    July 29, 1999
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    April 30, 1998

    No Laughing Matter

    Maybe Eating Raoul used to be funny. But it's not anymore.

  • Film

    October 9, 1997


    The bracing Licensed to Kill reveals the minds of hate criminals

  • News

    August 4, 1994

    Hotze In the Media Fun House

    Rest easy: he doesn't want the state to kill gays

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