Sexuality

Most Awkward Interview Ever: Asante Samuel Discusses Gay Athletes On ESPN

Earlier this week, NBA career journeyman center Jason Collins announced in a very well written SI.com article that he is gay, technically making him the first active athlete to come out and announce his homosexuality. I say "technically" because Collins is a 34 year old free agent, so the likelih ... More >>

The Doctor Is in (Jail)

Michael Brown's wild week.

Mark West: Cops Say Long-Suspected Assistant Principal Finally Had Sex with a Student at Prom Event

Officials at Spring High School, it seems, had long been suspicious of assistant principal Mark Steve West's closed-door meetings with female students. One told investigators she saw "female students exit [West's] door with their hair and clothing disheveled, and the female students would be smili ... More >>

Ask Willie D: My Wife Wants My Ex Gone

Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off's advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about, in his own words, "funny, serious or unpredictable." Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! ROCK AND A HARD PLACE Willie D, my wife becomes really negative when I talk on the phone with other g ... More >>

Sexy Baby CANCELLED

''5iveX – An Erotic Exhibition''

The ABCs of Death

The ABCs of Death

Elizabeth Proctor: Civil Suit Connected to Teacher Sex Case Dropped, for Now

A civil lawsuit filed in connection to a case of teacher-student sex has been dropped, the Abilene Reporter-News has reported. Both the teacher in question and the Abilene Independent School District were named in the suit, which alleged that some teachers and AISD employees were negligent in not re ... More >>

Longhorn Sex: UT Most Promiscuous Campus in U.S., Very Official Survey Says

Hook 'em Up, Horns. The University of Texas is a sex-infested 40 acres of nonstop carnality, according to....something called College Magazine. Since it has "College" in the title, we have to assume they know what they're talking about. The magazine's list of "Most DTF" campuses was put together, ... More >>

Anti-Love Party and Fundraiser

Sex Cures Teenage Delinquency, UT Study Says

Love conquers all, UT says.​Worried about your teenaged son or daughter becoming a delinquent? Get them into someone's pants, quick. A new study from the University of Texas says sex is the secret to solving delinquency. But before you get all riled up, understand that it's "romantic" sex the ... More >>

Colleges With Gay Support Services Must Also Have "Family Values Centers," Texas House Says

Wayne Christian wants "heterosexual values" taught, too​Late Friday night, while the eyes of the political world were focused on whether the federal government would shut down, the Texas House of Representatives took yet another bold step in ensuring that the state remains a laughingstock. An ... More >>

Seven Best Texas Sex Stories Of 2010

Feel free to mess with Texans, apparently​'Twas the night before Chritmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except for an ex-surgeon with a suitcase full of dildos.That's just one of the Christmas tales parents can tell their young'ns as the year winds down. We now present ... More >>

Dustin Dominiak, Christine O'Donnell's Kiss-And-Teller: Get Ready For The Pubes

Suitable for mailing?​Earlier today we mentioned the latest fracas involing Delaware senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell -- some jerk wrote about what he called his "one-night stand" with her three years ago, one in which she refused to have intercourse, which to us kind of stretches the mean ... More >>

Big Fetish Fair Headed To Houston

May I believe in the Texans again, mistress?​Houstonians are deeply into S&M, if you're just judging by the behavoir of the city's sports fans, who eagerly pay to be humiliated, tortured and teased time and time again.So we guess it's only natural that the Fetish Fair Fleamarket, a big Boston- ... More >>

Jerry Wilson: When The Boss (Allegedly) Makes You Watch Pig-Sex Videos

Watching women get it on with the other white meat​There's nothing like a video of someone fucking a pig to spoil a perfectly fine day at the office.So say, at least, a trio of women who are suing their boss for sexual harassment, claiming he exposed himself and had them watch a pornographic video ... More >>

The Vibrators

Rice Sudents Had A Great Sexual Year, Apparently

Rice gets it on​Today in Self-Serving "Studies," we have what is no doubt highly sophisticated and peer-approved from the people who make Trojan condoms.They're put their annual report on "sexual health" on America's college campuses, looking at such things as condom availability, health center ho ... More >>

Sex With Clients: Texas Lawyers Continue Their Brave Battle To Have It

Still plenty of action at the State Bar of Texas​Texas lawyers have always been allowed to bone (or be boned by) their clients. No prohibitions, no scolding from the State Bar, no penalties.Everyone's happy, right? And it's not a barter system at all -- in all cases, it's true love between a heroi ... More >>

Cougars Want Sex, UT Study Determines

Talking to the Longhorns​If Hair Balls ever approached a bunch of cougars (the human kind) and asked a series of questions about their sexual fantasies and escapades, we'd probably get pepper-sprayed. But when a team of researches at the University of Texas-Austin did it, they got published. ... More >>

2010 Texas Fetish Ball

Calling all exhibitionists, voyeurs and kinksters

Unlikely Sex Toys: The 5 Kinkiest Kitchen Utensils

"The Cactus," one of Iannello's kitchen utensil / sex toy concepts​In one of our many strange and winding trips through the twisted pathways of the Internet, we stumbled across this site: http://www.xxxitchen.com. Despite the URL, it's not nearly as NSFW (that's Not Safe For Work, moms, which ... More >>

She (Allegedly) Just Wants To Have Sex With A Hermann Park Statue. The Odd Thing Is, The Statue In Question Is Not Sam Houston

Objectum Sexuality from sergio on Vimeo. Via Swamplot, we get this video, about a woman who really, really really likes a statue in Hermann Park.It purports to be a documentary, complete with plummy British narrator, of someone with "object sexuality," a condition where people end up loving the Ei ... More >>

Horndogs, Don't Bother Rushing To That Kama Sutra-Based Yoga Class

When Hair Balls heard that Jenny Yoga was hosting this weekend's Kama Sutra Dance Journey, where students could learn "dance movements directly culled from the Kama Sutra," our brain began to spin with images: a room full of dancers "penetrating the eye," "climbing the tree," doing "the gazelle ... More >>

Spring Awakening

There’s sex on the brain — and in the theater — in this raunchy romp through adolescence

Bayousphere

Houston Aeros: Halloween Costumes and Bobbleheads, But No Dildos

There's No Roof, But The Cock-Ring Sale Goes On!!

David Handler

Have lunch with the author of The Sour Cherry Surprise

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Maggie the Cat heats up the night in Tennessee Williams’s classic Southern tale

Verne Troyer Sex Tape…Oh God.

I Cannot Stop Watching the Trojan Vibrator Ad

Sex at Rice University, Indicted Politicians, McGrady vs McCready

The South Main campus is Virgin Central

Chelsea Handler

This author, comedian and TV host heads to Houston on the heels of her second book release

Get Lit: American Unzipped: In Search of Sex and Satisfaction, by Brian Alexander

Drenched in Blog Extra: Tony-B Machine 4 EVR

…But That Doesn’t Mean the Sex Is Safe

SPECIAL FOUR-PART EDITION

The Oh in Ohio

Parker Posey and Paul Rudd get their Oh faces on

Celebration, with TV on the Radio

Saturday, April 22, at Warehouse Live, 813 St. Emanuel, 713-629-3700

Toy Story

An HPD sex-toy crackdown goes limp

Mixed Blessings

Opposing sides will grapple over gay issues this week

Hot Ass Art

Feast your eyes on a well-hung DiverseWorks show

Best Actress

The Blindness of Strangers

Men deceive and women manipulate in Intimate settings

Junior Senior

Friday, October 24

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Fever to Tell (Interscope Records)

Lawyerly Liaisons

According to the state bar, attorney privilege apparently extends beyond clients' briefs

Letters