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    November 28, 2008

    Slideshow: HEB Thanksgiving Day Parade in Downtown Houston

    Low-riders, art cars, SpongeBob, Santa Claus, D-list celebs, marching bands, stick-fighting Sikhs and plump Shriners in souped-up go-carts -- where else could it be but the HEB Thanksgiving Day Parade? And although we lack quality photographic proof -- amazingly, even Sheila Jackson Lee was there. ... More >>

  • Dining

    June 4, 2009

    Crawfish Season's Tail End

    The bugs get bigger and the prices lower as the season comes to a close.

  • Film

    January 22, 2009

    Reading Rainbow: Inkheart

    Nothing like a bad book adaptation to turn kids on to the written word

  • Calendar

    January 8, 2009

    Houston’s First Annual Magnificent Seven All Out Ice Sculpting

    Houston’s Reverend Butter hosts an all out fight to be the frozen king

  • Calendar

    February 28, 2008

    Free First Sundays: Family Flicks

    The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston hosts four kid-friendly films

  • News

    December 6, 2007

    Bayousphere

    The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston hosts four kid-friendly films

  • Home Entertainment

    September 6, 2007

    What Else Is New?

    Our top DVD picks scheduled for release this week

  • Film

    November 10, 2005

    Aboard Game

    Zathura sweeps you into its alternate reality

  • Music

    March 8, 2007

    Keith Reynolds

    A Howling Howitzer

  • Home Entertainment

    January 11, 2007
  • Home Entertainment

    November 2, 2006
  • Dining

    January 12, 2006

    Forget the Food

    Go to La Strada for Sunday brunch, and the fiesta will leave you wanting more

  • Home Entertainment

    September 29, 2005

    Our top DVD picks for the week of September 27

    Go to La Strada for Sunday brunch, and the fiesta will leave you wanting more

  • Calendar

    August 25, 2005

    Double Ax

    Eric Johnson and Adrian Belew fret for you at Club V

  • News

    May 5, 2005

    Lovable Lesbian Activist

    Nancy Ford: a journalist and comedian committed to gay causes

  • Calendar

    March 31, 2005

    Butt In

    Rugrats run amok at the H-E-B Children's Festival

  • Music

    February 10, 2005

    Radio Daze

    One man, one jambox and four walls. For 24 hours.

  • Resolutions

    January 20, 2005

    Houston Resolutions

    Ten ways to make our town a better place

  • Film

    December 23, 2004

    Fahrenheit 2004

    Remembering the movies that heated up cinemas this year

  • Film

    November 25, 2004

    Hip to Be SquarePants

    There's nothing absurd about the appeal of SpongeBob's first movie

  • Calendar

    October 14, 2004

    The Passion of the Cruise

    Me-sci-ah offers truth, celebrity and the Scientology way

  • Calendar

    October 7, 2004

    This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    Me-sci-ah offers truth, celebrity and the Scientology way

  • News

    August 26, 2004

    Signs of Ignorance

    Just chop 'em where it says "Do Not Chop," boys

  • Calendar

    October 9, 2003

    Purple Performer

    "Barney's Colorful World" brings the whole world to Houston

  • Best of Houston

    September 26, 2002

    Best Children's Bookstore

    Blue Willow Books

  • Calendar

    June 11, 2009

    Lost and Found Summer Art Workshop

    The Blaffer Gallery hosts a 3D art-making session for kids

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    Eyeballin': John Lennon & the Plastic Ono Band Live in Toronto '69

    It's a story well-told in Beatles lore. Reeling from the Fab Four's unraveling, a bored John Lennon accepted an invitation to perform at the Toronto Rock 'n Roll Revival show in September 1969. He quickly formed an ad hoc group of friends (wife Yoko Ono, Eric Clapton on guitar, Klaus Voorman on bass ... More >>

  • Calendar

    July 23, 2009

    The Blue Planet Live!

    The Houston Symphony goes deep-sea fishing (musically speaking, of course)

  • Music

    September 17, 2009

    Overkill? No Such Thing

    Motörhead's Lemmy Kilmister has never been one to mince riffs — or words.

  • Blogs

    January 8, 2010

    This Week in Deliciousness

    God, there could be anything in there. You first. No, please, we insist. Let us know if it's filled with spiders, because that means we're having that stupid nightmare again.​ Welcome back to the weekly round-up here at Eating Our Words, where we've built a little fort out of our vast stockpil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    David Dow, Of UH And Death Row, Gets Some Book-Selling Help From The New York Times

    ​For years, UH professor David Dow has been Houston's most famous advocate against the death penalty. He's the go-to guy for quotes, and the mere mention of his name tends to rile up those who support lethal injunction (and any other method the government uses for killing convicts).He's written a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2010

    This Week in Deliciousness

    Oh no you didn't, Shameless Chef.​Welcome back to the weekly roundup here at Eating Our Words, where we've finally settled our lawsuit against Beck for heeding his advice to "get crazy with the Cheez Whiz." Ah, those were crazier, dumber times. We started the week off well enough with the fi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2010

    Pop Rocks: Is Iron Man 2 ScarJo's Finest Performance?

    ​Unsurprisingly, Iron Man 2 was tops at the box office last weekend. The $128.1 million haul was considered a mild disappointment by some, proving once again that even the fifth biggest opening weekend in movie history can be spun as a negative in Hollywood, where it was also argued semi-convi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2010

    Rio Grande Mud: Cops, Mayors and Judges Busted For Corruption, DWI And Whoring All Over Valley

    Froget it, Jake. It's just the Valley​On moving to Miami during that city's Cocaine Cowboy heyday, a friend once described the place thusly: "You are nobody here until you are under indictment."As the frontline for the drug war has shifted from Colombia and South Florida to Mexico and South Texas, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2011

    Rick Perry Must Answer: Does He Think SpongeBob Is Gay?

    Well, Rick Perry?​As we noted earlier, Rick Perry is calling on the nation's governors to come to Houston to attend a big Christian rally at Reliant Stadium and spend a day fasting and praying. "There is hope for America," Perry says. "It lies in heaven, and we will find it on our knees." Ki ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2011

    Rick Perry's Prayerapalooza: Protests Start To Simmer

    But SpongeBob is evil, my son​Rick Perry's courageously craven call for the nation's 50 governors to come to Houston to pray isn't exactly being met with unanimous hosannas. There's already a Facebook page up organizing protests of the August 6 event at Reliant Stadium, and other groups have ... More >>

  • News

    June 16, 2011

    Perry's Prayerapalooza Sparks Protests: Gov's gathering proves controversial

    But SpongeBob is evil, my son​Rick Perry's courageously craven call for the nation's 50 governors to come to Houston to pray isn't exactly being met with unanimous hosannas. There's already a Facebook page up organizing protests of the August 6 event at Reliant Stadium, and other groups have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2011

    Alpha Meals

    Pedagogical Pasta?​In the past few months, I've started to pay more attention to children's food. That is to say, food products designed for and targeted toward the younger set (and their caregivers). Maybe it's because my friends are having kids, maybe it's because I'm pushing 30, or maybe i ... More >>

  • Music

    October 13, 2011

    NRBQ

    Pedagogical Pasta?​In the past few months, I've started to pay more attention to children's food. That is to say, food products designed for and targeted toward the younger set (and their caregivers). Maybe it's because my friends are having kids, maybe it's because I'm pushing 30, or maybe i ... More >>

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