"That's as good a win as I've ever been around," Gary Kubiak said Sunday after the Texans 24-21 win over the Green Bay Packers. This probably explains why the Texans are a crappy team.
Gary Kubiak was John Elway's backup on the day of The Drive, one of the greatest games in NFL playoff history. He coached Steve Young as the San Francisco 49ers won a Super Bowl. He was coaching John Elway when the Denver Broncos won their two Super Bowls, including that game against Green Bay when John E
The Super Bowl is about more than just gorging ourselves on lite beer
and fatty foods before calling in sick to work on Monday: it's about
terrorism, and transsexualism, and the dread that comes from knowing
your bookie is going to have your legs broken because Whisenhunt called
for a meaningless 4th-quarter field goal, allowing Arizona to beat the
spread. The following movies address some of these cherished big-game
themes.5. Where the Buffalo Roam (1980)
The big game Hunter S. Thompson was s
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I
can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of
them put together."
-- Kent Brockman, Channel 6, Springfield (The Simpsons)If you are wondering what "this" was in that quote, it was the Bart
Simpson-led mutiny of Kamp Krusty by a bunch of 10-year-olds. Why was this
rebellion considered so unsavory and appalling by award-winning newscaster
Kent Brockman? Because it was going on right NOW, right
