When I was a young teenager, I used to watch The Golden Girls sort of obsessively. (So I didn't get out much. And?) At the age of 14, I was gawky, tall, and had already cultivated a dark sense of humor that involved writing snappy comebacks to deliver to the popular girls at school. (Of course, I only ended up delivering them in my mind, not out loud -- I was too shy for that.)So, given all of this, naturally I identified with the tall, gawky, snarky Dorothy Zbornak on The Golden Girls, pl