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Subject: The Simpsons (TV Show)

  • In Memory Of Mr. Buck: Five Deer Who Fought Back

    It takes a...special kind of person to confront a captive animal, kill it, and make off with its head. Brandon Gregory is such a person, and while we may wonder at his motives, we can at least take some comfort in the fact that the recently deceased Mr. Buck didn't go out like no punk bitch:During a confession, Gregory told authorities he jumped the fence that night. When he was about 15 feet from Mr. Buck, the deer lowered his head and charged toward him, Longoria said. The deer then knocked

    December 11, 2008
  • Pinche Bumblebee man

    March 5, 2009
  • Heroic Boys and Mexican Families

    October 16, 2008
  • Americans Recording Mexican Songs

    The Bueno, the Bad and the Muy Ugly

    May 22, 2008
  • Hot Rod, Waitress, Futurama: Bender's Big Score, The Namesake

    November 29, 2007
  • Teachers' unions, Harris County politics, scams

    Support the union, go to jail

    August 23, 2007
  • The Simpsons Movie

    Breathe easy, Simpsons fans

    August 2, 2007
  • An Open Letter to Nick Lachey

    Ten reasons why you're better off without her

    October 26, 2006
  • Smells Like Victory

    August 17, 2006
  • Playbill

    January 20, 2005
  • Hollywood Holiday

    Judith Owen and Harry Shearer spread some Christmas cheer, L.A.-style

    December 2, 2004
  • Wigged Gigs

    October 7, 2004
  • Classics Rock

    Which Greek god is your favorite musician?

    September 2, 2004
  • Slow Down for Crabs

    Blue Water Seafood's got a wonderfully crusty coastal feel

    November 13, 2003
  • The War with Chirac

    Guerin's Bistro fights the good fight while anti-French sentiment swirls about Houston and the United States

    May 29, 2003
  • Bowling for Bands

    Pinmonkey scores a strike against Nashville's solo-singer system

    March 13, 2003
  • That '60s Show

    Oliver Beene goes against fake millionaires and phony idols

    March 6, 2003
  • Cat's Eye

    Red Cat manager Dan Bowie makes it his business to spot soul talent

    January 2, 2003
  • It Happens

    Ohmigod! Five seasons in, South Park's the funniest show on TV.

    July 26, 2001
  • Shearer Delight

    The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

    April 26, 2001
  • School's Out

    When Fox-TV canceled American High, the network hit a new low

    September 7, 2000
  • Free-Range Chicken

    No secret recipe here: The creators of Wallace & Gromit and Wat's Pig cook up a bucketload of inventive fun

    June 22, 2000
  • ¿Quieres Chingar?

    May 14, 2009
  • Marge Simpson In Playboy Two Franchises On The Way Down

    ​So it seems Marge Simpson is appearing in Playboy: Simpsons matriarch Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of Playboy magazine, becoming the first cartoon character in the publication's history.The November issue sees Marge posing on a chair with the distinctive Playboy Bunny logo. It marks the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons, viewed as America's most dysfunctional family.The move to put Marge on the cover is an attempt to draw in a younger audience for the soft porn magazine."We knew that t

    October 15, 2009
  • TV Land: 30 Rock Is Back! And Some Other Stuff Happened Too

    It was a long week in TV Land, so let's get some Cheesy Blasters and do it to it: • 30 Rock is back! 30 Rock is back! I know that some of you -- most of you? -- probably thought that Texas' victory was the best thing on TV this week, but that's because you're young and don't know much yet. Trust me: Skillful works of art will outlast the games, no matter their glories. Because seriously, 30 Rock is the new Arrested Development, and its fourth-season opener was jammed with quick jokes, great

    October 19, 2009
  • For The Lebowski Bash: Five Dudes Better Than The Dude

    The Big Lebowski has undergone a hell of a transformation since hitting big screens over a decade ago. A (very) mild financial success upon theatrical release, it's gone on to become a bona fide cult phenomenon, spawning "Dudeism" -- an online religion with over 60,000 ordained ministers -- and the annual Lebowski Fest, which began in Kentucky and has now spread across the country and the Atlantic. (A local Lebowski party is set for tonight at 7:30 p.m. at Discovery Green.)Discussion of the plot

    November 13, 2009