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From Reverence to Rape in Defiance

But at Least the Guns Aren’t Gay…

The Sucking Game

Monsters that go dull in the night

Chewing the Fat

Amanda Peet and her perfect choppers grind up the brainless suitors in Whipped

The Dome As Movie Studio -- Now On The Web

Amanda Peet and her perfect choppers grind up the brainless suitors in Whipped

Five Worst Hangovers In The Movies

The holidays are upon us, and whether you're dealing with 8-hour layovers at O'Hare or sleeping on your aunt's rollout bed with the bar that lays right across your sacroiliac joint or "entertaining" your brother and his brood of monstrous offspring, chances are you're going to drink. A lot. To help ... More >>

Mission: Irrelevant

The holidays are upon us, and whether you're dealing with 8-hour layovers at O'Hare or sleeping on your aunt's rollout bed with the bar that lays right across your sacroiliac joint or "entertaining" your brother and his brood of monstrous offspring, chances are you're going to drink. A lot. To help ... More >>

Cruisified

The holidays are upon us, and whether you're dealing with 8-hour layovers at O'Hare or sleeping on your aunt's rollout bed with the bar that lays right across your sacroiliac joint or "entertaining" your brother and his brood of monstrous offspring, chances are you're going to drink. A lot. To help ... More >>

As You Get Ready For South Padre: The Five Best Spring Break Movies

Spring Break! Since time immemorial (or the mid-20th century, anyway) it's been a rite of passage for college students to spend their days on the beach, presenting their hindquarters to potential suitors, and their nights crammed into structurally unsound firetraps alongside hundreds of potential da ... More >>

Cocktails and Dreams

Spring Break! Since time immemorial (or the mid-20th century, anyway) it's been a rite of passage for college students to spend their days on the beach, presenting their hindquarters to potential suitors, and their nights crammed into structurally unsound firetraps alongside hundreds of potential da ... More >>

For St. Patrick's Day: The Five Least Convincing Irishmen In Movies

St. Patrick's Day is more than just an opportunity for amateur drunks to get in fights after drinking since noon, it's also when all of us claim (usually bogus) Irish heritage. I can personally trace my Irish ancestry back to the 17th century. Of course, they were Ulster Huguenots and probably not v ... More >>

Best Pool Hall

St. Patrick's Day is more than just an opportunity for amateur drunks to get in fights after drinking since noon, it's also when all of us claim (usually bogus) Irish heritage. I can personally trace my Irish ancestry back to the 17th century. Of course, they were Ulster Huguenots and probably not v ... More >>

Risky Business for Valkyrie

Tom Cruise plots to kill Hitler in his latest impossible mission

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Trey Parker and Matt Stone give their animated series the big-screen treatment

The Unthinkable

In the Bedroom, a couple's anguish turns to rage and then rational madness

Mission 2: Successful

With a head full of Notorious thoughts, director John Woo leads the charge in the visceral M:I-2

Apocalypse Whatever: Tropic Thunder

Ben Stiller's Hollywood send-up lacks firepower

Men Will Be Boys in Step Brothers

Ben Stiller's Hollywood send-up lacks firepower

Kat Not Included

Ben Stiller's Hollywood send-up lacks firepower

Samurai!!! Japanese Film Festival

The Japanese Film Festival fights its way onto the big screen

Rod Paige and Scientology, Margaret Thatcher at the Warwick, Pool Owners and Public Works

Scientology rumors swirl

Impossibly Passable

Scientology rumors swirl

Turning Tricks

Scientology rumors swirl

Kicking French Ass

District B13 puts American action movies to shame

Abort

Mission: Impossible III runs the franchise into the ground

Gross Encounters

Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing

Excess Hollywood

In the season of sequels and Happy Meal toys, '05 may be a pleasant surprise.

Capsule Reviews

Our critics weigh in on local theater

Oscar Wild

Roam the red carpet at the HGLFF's Academy Awards party

Capsule Reviews

Our critics weigh in on local theater

The Passion of the Cruise

Me-sci-ah offers truth, celebrity and the Scientology way

Collateral Damaged

When Tom Cruise plays the bad guy, the results aren't good

Slingin' Sauce

The studs of suds raise the bar on their competition at Sherlock's

Metaphor Alert: Bright Red

Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs with Western justice

White Dork Down

Silly Caucasian boy Tom Cruise likes to play with Samurai swords

Who Are Those Puckers?

Air hockey gets serious

Blowin' Smoke

Biker Boyz is furious, but it ain't fast, which is a real drag

Vanity Fare

Ray Liotta wants to know why he loses roles to...Owen Wilson?

The Wayback Machine

Cosmos's Rum Dummy

Duh Press

Fear and self-loathing at the Minority Report junket

Report Card

Spielberg's Minority Report gets good grades until the end

Eyes Half Open

Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland

Boneheaded

If it only had a brain: The Skulls struggles to form an original thought

Short Cuts

Director borrows from the Robert Altman stylebook to create his Magnolia "masterpiece"

Sad Finale

Eyes Wide Shut comes up short as Kubrick's last effort

They All Look Alike To The Chronicle

Perusing the "Hot Ticket" spread in this week's Chronicle's Preview section, we came across this little doozy of a mislabeled photo:The caption reads, in part, "Trombone Shorty (pictured here in Guitar Shorty mode) and Orleans Avenue will headline A Gulf Coast Juneteenth...7 p.m. Friday at Miller Ou ... More >>

The Fabulous Thunderbirds

Perusing the "Hot Ticket" spread in this week's Chronicle's Preview section, we came across this little doozy of a mislabeled photo:The caption reads, in part, "Trombone Shorty (pictured here in Guitar Shorty mode) and Orleans Avenue will headline A Gulf Coast Juneteenth...7 p.m. Friday at Miller Ou ... More >>

Game Time: Areans Vs. Crittenton In Pistols...And We're Off And Running In 2010

​Happy New Year to all of you. Quick question -- what is the record for breaking a New Year's Resolution that doesn't involve alcohol, drugs or sex? Because I just ate a Chipwich for breakfast...just wondering. Well, 2010 is here, and that means we get to hit the reset button on "Surreal Story of ... More >>

He Said She Said: Songs That Make Us Feel Like a Man, Baby!

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks makes us feel like a man in the best possible way...​He Said's view of manhood wasn't built on sweat and labor the way most guys would probably say. Early on in our musical journey, we always equated music to being sleazy and slithery, or just dancing. It makes sense ... More >>

Pop Rocks: Win A Couples Retreat DVD, And Discover The Five Best Paradise-Gone-Bad Movies

​A tropical retreat sounds pretty good right about now, as Houston begins yet another in a seemingly unending series of cold (well, relatively), rainy weeks. Unfortunately, in this economy the odds are slim that any of you can afford to just drop everything and jet off to Antigua for a weekend.As ... More >>