Subject: Tom Green

• Hot Wheels

  Or: How Tony Hawk turned skateboarding into a multimillion-dollar international obsession

  August 17, 2000

• Fare Thee Well, Giff Nielsen, Maker Of No Waves

  Photo courtesy KHOUGiff Nielsen, the sports anchor at KHOU who's been at the station 25 years, is leaving.And, ummm, there's not much to say because Nielsen might be the single most boring television personality in Houston history.Not that's a bad thing -- Nielsen capably delivered the news, conducted interviews and analyzed events -- but he did it utterly without shtick. Which, seeing how some clownishly some Houston sports achors have performed (Hellloooo, State Senator Dan Patrick!!) is proba

  March 31, 2009

• Oyster Lovers Unite

  February 12, 2009

• Neil Hamburger

  The king of one-liners says gives naysayers the middle finger

  March 27, 2008

• 2007 Music Year in Review

  December 13, 2007

• Sydney White

  Someone stop Amanda Bynes from updating another classic

  September 20, 2007

• Our top DVD picks for the week of October 4

  October 6, 2005

• New releases available this week

  September 15, 2005

• Shred-heads

  Grind transforms formula into freestyle fun

  August 21, 2003

• Fallen Angels

  Charlie’s high-flying heroines kick ass, but not the sequel syndrome

  June 26, 2003

• Think Different

  Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies requires a brain cell or two?

  May 29, 2003

• Pinup Guy

  Poster artist Jermaine Rogers isn't always in concert with critics

  January 30, 2003

• Sum 41

  Friday, November 1

  October 31, 2002

• It Happens

  Ohmigod! Five seasons in, South Park's the funniest show on TV.

  July 26, 2001

• Norma Rosa

  L.A.'s working class looks to serve itself in the pro-union Bread and Roses

  June 7, 2001

• Too Green

  Comedian's amateurish directorial debut offers the same sophomoric jokes as his TV show

  April 19, 2001

• Blow Up the Box

  TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched

  December 28, 2000

• Fallen Angels

  Charlie's gang gives good jiggles but no plot

  November 2, 2000

• What, Them Worry?

  As Mad celebrates its 400th issue, its editors wonder how to stay funny in a world gone mad

  November 2, 2000

• Roadkill

  Remember American Pie? This is the same Trip.

  May 18, 2000

• Werewolves Got Fingered: The 5 Worst Movies (Besides Twilight: New Moon) With the Best Soundtracks

  ​Good news, all you fans of condensed screen versions of self-indulgent Mormon vampire pseudo-erotic clit-tease fantasies: Twilight: New Moon is being released in only eight days. Rocks Off, accustomed to scorn from literary snobs for his steadfast support of the Harry Potter series, actually picked up the first Twilight novel in a Barnes & Noble once, fully expecting to like it. After the first six pages, however, we were disgusted enough with Bella's asinine, unlikable prattling to uncer

  November 12, 2009