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Subject: U.S. Customs and Border Protection

  • Ivory Smugglers Get Nabbed

    July 22, 2008
  • Border Patrol Amps It Up This Weekend

    October 17, 2008
  • The Honorable Gentleman From Tyler, Fighting The Illegal Hordes

    Atencion! Things will get tougher for pesky border-crossers in Texas if any of Rep. Leo Berman’s (R-Tyler) nine illegal alien bills filed Monday pass. And if they don’t, then he might just have to run for governor – or at least that’s what he told the Austin American-Statesman. Among the reforms called for in the bills are requirements that all official state documents be written only in English, and that public schools identify the citizenship status of every kid in class. “We

    November 18, 2008
  • Trashing Houston

    April 14, 1994
  • Wild Things

    November 28, 1996
  • Tales From the IRS

    April 16, 1998
  • Trading with the Enemy

    June 4, 1998
  • Night & Day

    January 14, 1999
  • Trading Places

    July 29, 1999
  • No Honest Players Among Human Smugglers

    August 7, 2008
  • The Ron Paul Revolution, Sayonara Starbucks, Ivory No No

    Its true belivers trash Hair Balls

    July 31, 2008
  • Camera Ready

    Chronicle staffers tout their stories on Channel 11

    April 11, 2002
  • Immigration: Cubans Enter U.S. at Texas-Mexico Border

    January 10, 2008
  • M.I.A.

    Kala

    September 13, 2007
  • Telemarketing Offers

    MGR promises help with federal grants and racks up hundreds of consumer complaints

    August 30, 2007
  • The Cheap Secrets of Harwin

    Beyond the Galleria, beyond Target - and sometimes beyond the law - lies Houston's last untamed wilderness of shopping

    March 21, 1996
  • Border Fence May Destroy Wildlife Habitat

    May 31, 2007
  • U.S. informants take part in murder and drug running in Mexico

    March 8, 2007
  • At the Ready

    The Minutemen have come to Texas

    August 18, 2005
  • Pretty Please, Tilman

    Houston's Donald Trump can't be bothered with paperwork

    July 29, 2004
  • Pepper-Spraying José

    A "Bubba Mexican" polices the border in Buford Gomez

    February 26, 2004
  • Soldiers of Misfortune

    Ranch Rescue finds its welcome mat withdrawn

    September 18, 2003
  • End of the Bend?

    Jetports and elite resorts may do what border bandits, blistering heat and harsh desert life couldn't: rob Big Bend of its rugged beauty.

    August 16, 2001
  • The Bored Patrol

    Border Patrol agents in South Texas contend they are getting paid to stay put as illegal immigrants go around them. Is this how the much-hyped crackdown along the Rio Grande is supposed to work?

    June 21, 2001
  • Lean & Mean

    Those who drink codeine syrup call it lean because of its most obvious effect: a loss of coordination. Those who study the drug call it liquid crack. Those who abuse it can wind up dead.

    April 26, 2001
  • Tresspassers Will Be Prosecuted

    Ranch Rescue's Jack Foote swears he just wants to mend fences. Is pseudomilitary secrecy, right-wing rhetoric and an armed vigilante militia the best way?

    March 1, 2001
  • Livin' Large

    Carlos Sosa promised to sell seized goods from the Port of Houston on the cheap. Many believed him. Until they learned he was a Customs Service snitch, and perhaps a con man on the side.

    July 20, 2000
  • Nasty, Destructive Little Bug Discovered On A Ship In Houston

    Courtesy US Customs & Border ProtectionThe dead skin of a Khapra beetle, found in HoustonCustoms officials in Houston made a pretty startling discovery while inspecting a furniture shipment last week. They found some cast-off skins from Khapra beetles among the straw brooms and burlap sacks in the shipping container.So what, you say? Dude, you don't want to mess with the Khapra beetle."The Khapra beetle is considered to be one of the world's most destructive pests of grain products and seeds

    May 5, 2009
  • A Quicker Way Through Customs At Bush Intercontinental

    Photo by Paul KnightHair Balls was escorted by a customs agent out of the Bush airport today, and we left through a door with a big red sign that said, "Do Not Exit, Alarm Will Sound." When we exited and the alarm didn't sound, the agent chuckled a bit and said, "That's government."We were at the airport to check out another government device, a new electronic, self-service kiosk for international travelers. Officials with U.S. Customs and Border Protection are promoting the kiosk to get more t

    May 15, 2009
  • The Sheriff Of Crosby, N.D Protects His Citizens From Terror Better Than Adrian Garcia

    ​Harris County Republican chair Jared Woodfill is steamed, according to a letter we first found on Isiah Carey's Insite.He is totally pissed and outraged because Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia has "opened the doors" of his office to Al-Jazeera. A, umm, media outlet.Maybe not a media outlet with a viewpoint everyone agrees with, but a media outlet just the same. "As you probably know," Woodfill wrote to "fellow Republicans," "Al-Jazeera has been linked to Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, Hamas a

    September 4, 2009